he isn’t staying long. or at all. there’s just a few things he needs, stuff he’d forgotten in his rush to leave the city. part of him also knows that he should talk to sid. if not to explain himself, then at least for the purpose of getting some legal advice from someone he trusts. it’s around two or three in the morning when he steps into the apartment they once shared, his slumped frame and haggard appearance immediately enveloped by the darkness. he was surprised that his key actually worked. changing the locks seems like something sid would do. he’s probably angry. maybe he doesn’t even want to see his douchebag roommate who left one night and never fucking came back. shrugging off his backpack with a sigh, he haphazardly began picking through their living room. he probably should’ve been quieter, or at least paid more attention to other noises around the apartment. spinning on his heel with armfuls of stuff, everything almost fell to the ground in a heap when he nearly collided with a figure he probably should’ve expected to see. “fucking hell, sid.” / @ssantinisms
below the cut are a few details on parker’s time away! it’s not a whole new intro or anything bc his backstory is literally the same and you can read it right here. anyway, i’m assuming that everyone wants to keep their previous plots with him but if not then feel free to message for plots or re plotting!
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so, parker left nyc for a bit! even though it was only like a week ago in real time i wanna say he’s actually been gone for about two to three months maybe? idk but he went back to england in a rush, just kinda vanishing overnight as he tends to do.
he told no one where he was going or that he was even leaving at all. not even his roommate sid or...the person he’s very attached to, stas. he didn’t wanna tell anyone why he had to leave.
BUT WE’RE ALL GONNA FIND OUT RIGHT HERE AND NOW SURPRISE! his dad died. yikes. now they had a very...complicated relationship. parker hated his father and his father hated him. tbh his death wouldn’t have been enough for parker to go all the way back to england bc he fucking hates it there if it weren’t for the fact that his dad was pulling some fuck shit from the grave.
long story short, he left the family company to parker in his will. not the family, not his wife, not any of his other three sons. nope. the whole ass billion dollar company, every single subset, everything...was left to one riley ignatius parker-warrington.
naturally he was fucking furious. he hates the family business, he hates their company, he hates office work, and he hates knowing that his father only did it to spite him. he immediately attempted to get rid of the company. tried selling it, just straight up giving it away, even driving it into the ground lmao. just, anything to get it off of his hands and out of his responsibility but nothing has worked so far.
and that’s why he’s back in nyc! he wants a lawyer’s opinion so what i think parker is gonna do here? lowkey try to sneak into town, get some help from sid and then leave without anyone else noticing or knowing that he was in town at all because he absolutely does not want to be here and he especially doesn’t wanna show his face. too bad for him!
happy january 31st !! as much as i would LOVE to make a big deal about today and celebrate the fact that today is the reason i get to kiss your angry little face whenever i want, it’s YOUR day and you hate that. so instead you will find enclosed
a copy of the 20th anniversary vinyl edition of nimrod
a weird leather jacket i found in germany that made me think of you
the shirt because i couldn’t NOT
there’s a photo of something that’s not technically for you but like… it’s part of your present.
tickets to see mayday parade is glasgow on february 16th
and like also a cooking lesson with gordon ramsey (NOT a big deal he knew my parents and is a family friend DON’T freak out at me plus he’s just going to call you names the whole time so not really a present just entertainment for me).
with regards,
your associate stas.
(p.s, i know it’s hedgehog wrapping paper, i couldn’t find porcupines anywhere.)
@marniealmeida: @parker omg like buffy the vampire slayer but sid the racoon slayer?
@parker: @marniealmeida nah i don't think sid could slay a raccoon. he's more like an enemy who doesn't actually do shit but idk what kind of animal that would be
Happy birthday bro! I never not see you tweet about Gordon Ramsay so heres a signed poster of him for you to hang up on your wall you fan boy, as well as a versace guitar strap because it looked fuckin’ sick.
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