INFP Things

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Do you ever open a text and think, "I'll reply when I have the energy" and BOOM its been 2 weeks and you're a horrible person.

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My biggest kink is being lazy all day, then having an existential crisis about it at 8 p.m.

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I'm in a good place rn, not emotionally, just at home in my room lmao.

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This can't be the same brain I used to read 750 paged novels in 3 days in middle school.

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Me: I'm a very private person

Someone: Hi

Me: So I'll start by describing my lighter traumas before I get into the real bad stuff

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Would I die for you? Yes

Will I pick up when you call? No

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Things I'm excited to try out in the bedroom: falling asleep without crying.

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I hate how I am a 'I have an appointment at 4 p.m. so I can't do anything all day' type of person.

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I do not relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations.

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I have no pronouns please do not refer to me.

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You know you are an INFP when you give motivational speeches to other people while still being hurt inside.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out of a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait for the 3 day recover period to submit another enquiry.

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Sometimes I say "Huh?" them answer the question before the other person even has a chance to repeat themselves. I'm not deaf, my brain just be lagging like a 2005 Dell desktop.

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Me: *writes a book*

My Brain: Interesting! Have you tried starting another book?

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Me: What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

My Anxiety: *raises hand* OHH!! I know this one!!

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Tiers of Friendship

4 - We hang out

3 - We can travel together

2 - I would take a bullet for you

1 - I will speak to you on the phone