Yeah, I'm incredibly late..
So. The story behind it. I'll try to make it sound properly..
"Some chap from the Drones was throwing a party at their house and of course I decided to go and have a jolly good time. Unfortunately some bothersome blonde Lady found me interesting and tried to flirt with me all night following me anywhere I went. When I eventually managed to escape her somewhere at the back of the huge mansion I found myself a bit lost. I was roaming the corridors, slightly too drunk to concentrate on returning to the main hall, when someone who was lurking in the niche grasped and pushed me to the wall with unnatural strength. The fact it was a woman seemed even more threatening. You have to know that even though I'm not the strongest chap I'm definitely not of a shape that can be easily tossed around by some fragile Lady. Unfortunately she didn't appear fragile and her nails were painfully tightening around my wrist. Before I fully understood what was going on she unbuttoned my shirt and was biting me. I might have fainted for a moment because when I managed to collect my thoughts I was laying on the ground and the blonde Lady I met before was there and shouting. She must have seen the scary woman but when I spoke to her she suddenly seemed clueless and denied seeing anyone. Then she left expeditiously mumbling something about indecent behaviour. I was in a morbid mood, drunk and sore. I didn't even notice when I was heading home. I jolly well hope that those crazy Ladies will stop waylaying gentlemen on every corner!"
And then Jeeves have to handle the vampire Lady situation because she is trying to kill Bertie so he wouldn't become a vampire. Bertie is not really aware of what happened and tries to ignore those weird new appearance features that are starting to pop up here and there. But it's getting harder when the desire to drink blood appears...
You see, I don't really know how vampires work so I made up my own mechanics. When the vampire bites someone they have to kill them afterwards otherwise the victim has a chance to become a vampire. To achieve that, the victim has to bite someone else and drink their blood, in that case the original vampire loses their immortality to the new one. If the victim doesn't do anything they can be sick for a while and then continue regular life or just die in a couple of days if they lose too much blood. The victim is more likely to become a vampire because they start to feel a strong urge to bite somebody. What is interesting about this case is that the first person the victim bit can't become a vampire cause the victim still isn't one. The vampire Lady would kill Bertie but she was interrupted by the Blonde one and now in order to not lose her immortality she has to kill him before he bites someone. There is also a second way to solve this problem but it needs Bertie and the vampire Lady to take part in some ritual that would connect their souls but neither Bertie nor the vampire Lady are eager to participate in it.
I hope I made it clear hah
