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  Noctis finds it hilarious ââ he canât help it. Heâs laughing and kind of happy that nobody is there to see it, because he can just feel Ignisâ distaste and suffering through the phone. Itâs so apparent and he can only imagine what expression his advisor is making right now. Ignis was kind of inviting it too though, with texts like that.
[txt;] a donut? nah, i think the donut is fine on its own. [txt;] if you were to send it like this though?: đŠđââ whole different meaning right there.
 He idly wondered if Ignis would be able to get that one. He believed it was a running joke on the internet ââ some magazine giving weird sex tips about putting a donut around a manâs private parts and then have someone eat it off of it, but well, it could mean plenty of other things besides that as well.Â
No, Ignis didnât know that was the internet meaning behind the donut and banana-- who would put a donut around their genitals?! Astrals!-- but the intention behind it was... probably easy to guess. An orifice and something to put in it, Ignis thought dryly. The whole conversation was too crass to be having.
[TXT]Â Iâm not certain I want the actual story behind that.
He was quite certain, actually.Â
[TXT]Â But thank you for the information, Noct. Iâll be sure to ... avoid such situations again. Rest assure that Prompto will pay for this.
Execution was imminent, truly.











