me: *worries that he got no time for anything* also me: *invests 2 hours daily in old vine compilations*

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn

Product Placement
Show & Tell
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Three Goblin Art

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@ingeneeringfailure
me: *worries that he got no time for anything* also me: *invests 2 hours daily in old vine compilations*
Where did he get that?
He finished the winter event quest.
He happy He pappy
But most importantly
He puppy.
The 26th I’ll be in Sweden for a week. If I see @setheverman I will try to marry him. Wish me luck.
Quick update: today is 31st and I still haven't found @setheverman . I'm sad but full of hope.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
The 26th I'll be in Sweden for a week. If I see @setheverman I will try to marry him. Wish me luck.
You know when you walk to the song's beat speed and the first song is Brianstorm and the next one is Hallelujah and people think you're on fucking hard drugs?
Today I didn't feel like it, so I stood the whole way in the subway holding all of my weight with only my head and the bar on top of me.
What if Elon Musk is from the future and he is trying to push humanity along the proper track?
Snapchat conversations are a nightmare for people with bad memory
I broke beautiful friendships because of that nightmare app
Videogames' chats get too real
The first person to hear a parrot speak probably spent a good while questioning his sanity
Me. As a child. I was not very smart, I have to say that...
Tesco Basic wouldn't say that to me :'(
physics tests be like
i) use law of universal gravity to determine mass of planet
ii) determine mass of planet in a universe where gravity doesn’t exist
iii) find the mass of a planet where the universe doesn’t exist
What’s your favorite polar liquid? …water? Mine too. Wait no, I lied. My favorite is ethanol.
General chemistry professor (via scienceprofessorquotes)