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@shitphysicspeoplesay
I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics
Reblog if you have been a victim of physics
If you or a loved one has been a victim of physics, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
the way you get this result is you stare at the problem for a long time and then you say, “oh, that should work.”
now we're not going to assume it's quasistatic, we're just going to be bad boys
Get eigenfucked
This is more like "shit chemistry people say" but someone said this in my thermodynamics lab period yesterday.
Person 1: "I want to make a cookbook of every experiment we did"
Person 2: "That already exists, it's called your lab manual"
“In my head, physicists do nothing but measure springs.”
— Group theory professor, on the application of complex numbers in differential equations
“Discrete spectra dominated the physics of the 19th Century. Everybody was completely confused but having a good time.”
— Physics professor
every time I watch the barefoot contessa, I feel like ina garten really missed her calling as a math or physics prof, for every time she makes an ornate dish/does something requiring cooking talent and then is like “how easy was that?” or is about to start something and leads with “how bad can that be? :)”
people act like they think i went into science because i am smart and/or like to feel smart but science makes me feel dumb 200% of the time and sometimes it’s so bad i avoid it for weeks and literally hide from my research advisor :)
Perfect magnets
Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.
Originally posted by fencehopping
Magnets are pure bullshit.
Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.
One, that gif showing the Curie temperature is really cool.
Two, you don’t understand, magnetic fields are the bane of my existance and I have a masters dissertation about them. I studied how magnetic fields develop in low mass stars and every single meeting with my supervisor ended in some conversation about how stupid magnetism is.
“Oh yeah and this is effected by the magnetic field strength…”
“But why?”
“God knows, I don’t have a clue.”
Was literally said to me by a professor who has spent 20 years of his life looking at magnetism in stars.
ALSO:
“Don’t ask why, we don’t know. Maybe magnetism? Who knows anything about magnetism.” - My Stellar Physics professor when asked about certain processes in stellar formation, something he has been studying for 10 years.
Like we know so little about that it’s actually funny.
my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
Doing some serious math.
Life’s a bitch, and then you die.
Ordinary Differential Equations professor, discussing the simple harmonic oscillator.
i love grading.
