ASSORTED SENTENCES---
ranging from snark to sass, to everything else in between
‘ i don’t want to control everything, i just want people and events to mold to my desires! ‘
‘ huh, you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone! ‘
‘ sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind... and sometimes it’s just for fun. ‘
‘ y’know, there are trains leaving for the real world every half hour. ‘
‘ don’t pretend you understand me! nobody understands me! ... not even me. ‘
‘ now there is only one thing to do... ignore it and hope it goes away. ‘
‘ ah, that was perfect... up until the ‘work really hard’ part. ‘
‘ isn’t there some way to do this to preserve our essential laziness? ‘
‘ is this a blood pact? my doctor says i’m supposed to avoid any unnecessary bleeding. ‘
‘ man, it’s like a backwards crazy universe! like where cats chase dogs, and sitcoms are actually funny. ‘
‘ no, the least we can do is nothing. trust me, i’ve done the math. ‘
‘ i’m not mad, mad is for people with emotions. ‘
‘ the ole ‘someday you’ll thank me’ speech. #23 in the big book of parental clichés. ‘
‘ ah-ah-ah. sarcasm is not an emotion. ‘
‘ can’t talk now. so tired i smell colors. ‘
‘ people like you for who you are! ... got that one off a greeting card. ‘
‘ that was the closest i’ve come to laughing in fourteen years. ‘
‘ what’s wrong with it? nothing. nothing at all. i love it. i love it so much i wanna marry it. ‘
‘ o--kaaay, you’re not allowed to use your imagination anymore. ‘
‘ you’re as subtle as a trainwreck. ‘
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