Femme Fatale

[vv-itchy]

[shayochism]

"Yea, but I ain' an actual dentist. They gotta be professional 'bout what they do, y'know? But if this guy's jerkin' it to teeth then he's in th'wrong profession."

[shiirakeru]

"I think he's in the right profession, actually. It's pretty smart since he'll have access to lots of teeth, all the teeth he could want!"

"...wait are you saying you're... jerking it to teeth or whatever? Yikes, Shay."

[shiirakeru]

"Since ditto can apparently pretend to be human now.... can Ditty take my place?"

[shiirakeru]

@shayochism

"I think tha's a fucked up dentist........."

"Don't you also do the same, though? You probably took pictures of some of the teeth you extracted. I think it's more normal for a dentist to do that. Although something can be said about how enthusiastic he was while doing it---tilting his phone this way and that for the perfect angle."

[goth-queen]

[saulgoodwoman6]

I like how Lance and Yellow in the Pokemon manga just casually survive fighting in lava, like I guess bro

[nikish-sa]

[shiirakeru]

Stares

"I found someone who likes teeth as much as you. He's a dentist and he takes pictures of all the teeth he's extracted." Is that how dentists usually do it? She wasn't sure.

[psychic-master-will]

"I was a Masked Child, and did scouting on occasion, so close enough."

[shiirakeru]

"You don't have badges though."

[vistrology]

Kanto :]

[eranthiss]

@shiirakeru I'm sorry, I know exactly why she's Like This

"Too bad I'm already perfect with just earrings, I don't need any more."

That was evidently a thinly veiled insult, at best. Iris flashes a smile that is less so ladylike but moreso a flash of bright white, needle sharp teeth and a barely concealed look of interest, like she's sizing something up.

"Oh, there's nothing to be scared of. It only hurts for about two seconds, and then you just have to keep it clean. Besides, there's always room for improvement, as we both know."

[shiirakeru]

"Oh, yes, sure. Of course, there's always room for improvement for those who're born with less than stellar..... looks." She eyes her from head to toe, nodding to herself.

"Nothing wrong with trying to achieve perfection. Just saying I don't need any more enhancements unlike some people."

[haerith]

"O-of course, ma'am! You're always lookin' great! I mean today is super great, like--... It's nice outside an' stuff..." What the fuck does he say to her now? This will only get him into trouble if he mucks up his words.

"Yea."

[shiirakeru]

"I am looking super great today. Also, for some reason you didn't specify what makes me look really good today. Is it my hair? My clothes? The way my waterproof eyeliner and mascara makes my beautiful eyes pop?" She's just fishing for compliments now that he opened up the opportunity.

"That's how you compliment someone, by the way!"

[shiirakeru]

@psychic-master-will

"Wrong, it is never almost always my fault. Scout's honour."

"You can't say that when you've never been a scout!"

[shiirakeru]

@haerith

"Y'look good today' ma'am."

"Today only? I look good everyday and you should know that."

[haematophiliac]

"Afraid of the pain, perhaps? Or something going wrong?"

Yea, she is good looking, and yet he enjoys prodding the lioness and her dangerous jaws.

"Oh, but what about a nice tongue piercing, mm?"

[shiirakeru]

"Wouldn't that just make me talk weird? I feel like I wouldn't be able to ignore anything if it's in the middle of my tongue."

Also, yes, she would very much like to avoid anything that would cause her pain or even a slight discomfort. She's here to enjoy the body, not make herself uncomfortable.

[shiirakeru]

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it this time."

"Wrong. It's almost always your fault so why don't you just fess up and own up to it."

[shiirakeru]

Oh no oh fuck oh shit it's that executive he forgot the name of...

Oh no, it's another human she forgot existed.