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My name is Beavan Zulu and I spend way too much time on this site 23 // he/him // GVL SC: mr_mulipezulu

[inholymacklemony]

Just thinking gay lil thoughts ✨🏳️‍🌈

[willgrahamscock]

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[redstonedust]

c'est la cucaracha........

[rylandsgrace]

THE GOOD PLACE (2016 - 2020) I 4.12

[cosmonautroger]

[jarnt8]

[dehydratedlydia]

[caseyscraftycorner]

You ever get so stressed by current events that you devote yourself temporarily to some project or another just to keep you from endlessly checking how things are going?

Anyways, this is Mort

[caseyscraftycorner]

My mom said Mort should have a hat, so I made Mort a hat.

[caseyscraftycorner]

literally every time Particularly Stressful News happens, Mort starts getting notes again, and its always bittersweet to me. Like, on the one hand it reminds me of how much shit sucks right now. But on the other hand, i'm glad people find comfort in Mort and his silly little hat. i'm glad he's making people's days a little bit better still.

[joeyridersvoid]

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

[flipocrite]

Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically

using a knife

to threaten a cook

in a kitchen

[earhartsease]

not the

not the shar

not the sharpest kn

[mortimermcmirestinks]

*nods wisely* not the sharpest knool in the shed

[marlinspirkhall]

Bringing a knife to a lots-o-knives fight

[ancientcitystyle]

[elierlick]

No way

[sodom-hussein]

The term LGBTQ stands for:

Lesbians, Guns, Bisexual, Transgender, Quality

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer

Longevity, Black Lives Matter, Transgender, Quaranteen

Let's Get Burger Today

Voting ended onJul 18, 2025

[knightofleo]

😺

[louisegluckpdf]

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

[rainyydoves]

ok thanks

[mleprae]

Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

[ryanphantom]

the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

[ryanphantom]

[frogmoss1]

combine these to make a redbull that has 50x more caffeine than regualer

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth

[sandersstudies]

Only two ADHD tasks

1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours

2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave