in love with the stars

do it for the asthetic

[inkblotbrain]

Y'all remember how vexed we were by the idea of the uncanny valley and what that meant for our ancestors to have developed and passed down?

We're fucking living it right now with AI.

[inkblotbrain]

If only I were so photogenic

[inkblotbrain]

If one more person asks me a question after I literally just gave them the answer they're asking for, my head is going to explode.

[greenfinchg-illustration]

If anyone want the uncensored version, buy me a ko-fi and comment with 🌙. Then I'll send you the file via email. 😘

[toastbutteregg]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[too-schoolforcool]

Im sorry that last line just sent me 😂

[literaryvein-references]

When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer

Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises

Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning

More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

[persony-person873]

reblogging this because i NEED

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[mbrainspaz]

"now they believe in the darkness of hell" goes pretty hard

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, @flagellant, I think I need that rundown on the difference between blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy again.

[flagellant]

Catholics out here being accused of idolatry when these fuckers are literally worshiping the golden calf of the past 2 years holy SHIT!!!!

[ezrasaysokay]

@heresylog

[heresylog]

Heresy.

[cosmonautroger]

Calappa lophos

[aphid-kirby]

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

[littleguysdaily]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[theblackparadeisdead]

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

[surrealtiktoks]

[nuka-rockit]

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[megan3kk0]

[angelofdykeness]

none of these edits are as good as the original. we are losing our culture

[bananasheriff]

No, I don't think I will