Everything Taekook

[btshinez]

Taehyung : * playing with a rock *

Hoseok : that's a nice rock

Taehyung : ty , yoongi hyung gave it to me :)

Yoongi : i threw it at you !!!

Taehyung : he's really nice

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: HYUNG THE STOVE IS ON FIRE! WHAT DO WE DO??

Jin: OH MY GOSH, GET AN ADULT!

Jungkook: YOU'RE THE ADULT?!

Jin: wHERE'S NAMJOON?!

[btshinez]

Namjoon : truth or dare

Yoongi : Truth

Namjoon : How many hours of sleep did you get this week?

Yoongi : Dare.

Namjoon : Go to sleep

Yoongi : I don’t like this game.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: How come you’ve been so nice lately?

Jin: What do you mean?

Jungkook: You’re just nicer than usual.

Jin: I can punch you if you want.

[correct-bangtannies]

Yoongi: Are you wearing makeup?

Jimin: Oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?

Yoongi: It looks... decent, I guess

[later]

Yoongi, sobbing into Hoseok’s shoulder: It looked so good

Hoseok: I know

Yoongi: I'm so gay

Hoseok: I know

[thaikuma]

i love making these 

creds to @pdmingenius

[gustingirl]

Namjoon: But, well, I have this crush on this girl.

Seokjin: Mmm-hmm.

Namjoon: That’s all.

Seokjin: That’s all?

Namjoon: And I think about her lot, and I dance at the kitchen at 3am.

Seokjin: Joon! You got to be kidding me.

Namjoon: And I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.

Seokjin: Joon, that stuff’s not weird. Those are just- well, the poetry thing is weird.

[incorrectkpopsblog]

Jungkook: I almost dropped my phone on the soft carpeted floor but thank God I have lightning fast reflexes and was able to slap it in the wall instead

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

<After Jungkook hurts his foot>

Namjoon *tending to the wound*: Rate your pain for me.

Jungkook *breathing heavily*: Zero stars.

Namjoon:

Jungkook: Would not recommend.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Taehyung: So? Did you kiss him?

Jungkook: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, Jimin could actually be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Taehyung: Aww, Kookie, that’s so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.

[taee]

a guide to enjoying spicy kimchi fried rice by taetae

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jin *talking about Maknae Line*: Raising kids is the most rewarding thing you'll ever do.

Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom, I'm not keeping them.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Jungkook: You know when the hyungs tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

Taehyung: Yes.

Jungkook: Everything's going to be fine.

[ahhellnoooo]

Police officer: It's the police open up

Taehyung: I am not afraid of any police

Police: It's the fashion police

Taehyung, kicking off his crocs: Shit

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Namjoon: Our "esteemed hyung" isn't answering his phone.

Taehyung: I'll call.

Jin: Namjoon and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Yoongi *over the phone*: Hello?

[definitely-correct-bighit-stuff]

Murderer: *swings bat at Yoongi and misses*

Yoongi: Strike one

Murderer: That's not how this works *swings and misses again*

Yoongi: Strike two, one more and you're out

Murderer, under his breath: Fuck

[kpopinocorrect]

bts

Namjoon: And so concludes this year’s secret santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 coin limit, no perishable items, and no wild animals.

Jin: Oh Namjoon, I would like a 40 coin gift certificate to any restaurant that serves nachos.

Namjoon: I don’t have you hyung.

Jin: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.

Hobi: That’s not possible.

Jin: Perhaps not for an ordinary person such as yourself, Hoseok. But for the brilliant mind of Seokjin Sherlock 

Jin: For you see, Tae made a face like he won the lottery, which means he has Jungkook.

Jin: Jungkook has Hobi. He keeps whispering sprite 

Jungkook: No I’m not!

Jin: Hobi looked terrified, which means he has Jimin .

Jin: Yoongi didn’t draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn’t wanna participate.

Yoongi: For obvious reasons

Jin: Jimin has Namjoon. He’s holding his paper inside out.

Jungkook: Oh he’s good.

Jin: And I have Tae, which means namjoon has me. I’ll be taking that gift certificate. Dude loves nachos.

Namjoon: Should we draw names again and leave Jin out?

All: Yes

Jin: No! Sherlock wants presents!