say cheese

randomly adding shit to my queue counts as being active right

#txt

inkedinstructor:

oh no im just the cryptic wizard looking motherfucker in this analogy you are the maverick who saves the world from porn bots

Oh.

Wait. No, I never signed up for that. You can’t shoehorn me into some slapstick role doomed to end with failure just because I’m here complaining about the incessant plague of porn bots that I’m pretty sure all of us have had to deal with at one point or another. I don’t have time for that shit.

too late ive pinned the proverbial sheriffs badge on your chest

your town now bitch

#txt #crimsongenetics

inkedinstructor:

i dont have an off button but the hive mind might

im the ragged robed drifter offering some maverick some cryptic wisdom he didnt ask for it but i dont give a shit somebodys gotta fight the iron fist of our robotic tittied overlords saddle up boyo time to save the fucking world

Was that you offering to single-handedly eradicate the porn bot population or did I completely miss what was happening there?

oh no im just the cryptic wizard looking motherfucker in this analogy you are the maverick who saves the world from porn bots

i used to wear a collar sometimes just as like a fashion statement it was pretty entertaining tbh

some people stared awkwardly some people blushed like it was their secret kink and others tried to grab it which was always fun because it meant i got to kick some douchebag ass

#txt #dash watching

inkedinstructor:

all the porn bots just play off each other until they eventually become a hive mind

theres no escape

Do you have an off button? Because now you’re just edging around the side of a dystopian wasteland, except in the form of a shitty blue website plagued by unending waves of bot-entrusted nudity and penetration that maybe five people asked for out of the thousands that didn’t, but that now must face their bee-like honing mechanisms wrought upon every unwilling participant until they resort to eternal blocking without a slip of mercy in sight.

It’s depressing.

i dont have an off button but the hive mind might

im the ragged robed drifter offering some maverick some cryptic wisdom he didnt ask for it but i dont give a shit somebodys gotta fight the iron fist of our robotic tittied overlords saddle up boyo time to save the fucking world

inkedinstructor:

maybe theyre actually sentient

Thanks for that horrifying notion. I hate it.

all the porn bots just play off each other until they eventually become a hive mind

theres no escape

I clean out around 20 or so porn blogs from my follows and three more follow within the span of an hour succeeding the wipe and then four more overnight.

How do they know???