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funniest shit I’ve seen all day
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all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw
i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language
HE KNOWS OH MY GODS
I SCREAMED ALOUD
i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months
and if anyone wants to follow suit
LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho
CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)
CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start
DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background
EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):
tabliss for the new tab theme
stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout
enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors
the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'
inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
this is the funniest thing i've read all day
honestly such an underrated moment
I might be the only one who finds this interesting, but…
Lots of companies have Room Temperature Rooms? Like, literally any company whose products have an expiry date has to have ( or outsorce) a Room Temp Room in their R&D department. Else how would you know that this great new toothpaste flavor doesn’t accidentally turn into poison in two years.
But you can’t just have ONE RTR. Because what if you sell your toothpaste in Antarctica? Or the Amazon? What if the toothpaste turns evil when frozen? Or melts? Or gets dropped 500 feet off the back of a truck in the Himalayas?
So picture, if you will, a wing of an R&D department full of little rooms, each set to a certain temperature and humidity, each with a rack of toothpaste. Every year or so, a scientist comes in an takes out a tube, and does SCIENCE to make sure it won’t kill someone. Or look gross, or taste weird. Or explode. A lot of toothpaste explodes if, for example, you pretend you flew it across the artic circle (froze) then dropped if off in an Indian street market (melt), then sat in someone’s cabinet for three years (at Room Temperature).
And that’s how they make expiry dates. And why developing a new flavor of toothpaste can take ten years.
Kind of amazing that we got a covid vaccine in less than one, right?
I’m sorry, are you seriously saying that toothpaste EXPLODES? And not just occasionally but actually FREQUENTLY if the right criteria have been met?
Why doesn’t this stuff come with a warning that THAT is a possibility?
I’m sure they just meant that the toothpaste tube bursts from internal pressure and not that is detonated.
Y’all are ignoring the fact that this scene is the leader of a air conditioning repair themed cult trying to indoctrinate Troy into their ranks.
I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it
The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."
Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.
They make me sick btw
Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it
one of the many things that the PHM movie gets right as an adaptation that a lot of movies don’t is that it understands that movies and books are different mediums that tell stories in different ways. There are things in movies that just can’t work in books, and vice versa.
The PHM book and movie are both good for different reasons. Theyre the same story, but the movie truly feels like a creature of its own, it feels like a movie telling a story, not like a retelling of a book that told a story. The microcosm of this is the karaoke scene in the movie. It’s quite possibly one of my favorite parts of the movie, and it has no analogue in the book. It was created for the movie because movies are audio/visual storytelling. The book leans into the plot, the science, the characters. Things a book can portray very well. However, the movie isn’t as scientifically dense, and instead leans into the visual grandeur and spectacle, the music, color language.
in conclusion, Project Hail Mary book and movie both very good 👎👎👎
Rocky builds his xenonite EVA suit and the first thing he does is crawl into Grace's bed for sleep watch duty but he hate hate hates all the softness, blankets and mattress are soft and muffle sound and he keeps kind of tap-tap-tapping around trying to get comfortable and Grace laughs him out of bed because he looks for all the world like a cat making biscuits and Rocky is indignant like what the fuck is a cat question
And that's how Grace introduces Rocky to cat videos
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
so how many times do we think grace has tripped down these stairs
rocky noticed he never ties his damn shoelaces and decided to teach him a lesson via lived experience