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[yellow-cat]

i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you

[stuckinapril]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

[fairycosmos]

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

[clingiest]

“True love is like a ghost many have talked about, but few have seen.”

— the sad truth (via hatin)

[caffeineecold]

sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

[louisegluck]

Louise Glück, from “Blue Rotunda.” [ID in alt text]

[stuckinapril]

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[oumazoo]

me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]

[soulful-tree]

[alwaysmeek]

cold winter nights ft you.

[mae0x]

not to be dramatic but my whole soul hurts

[hotsenator]

Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

[sesherhesher]

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

[ernmark]

Dear god, sleepy intimacy makes me so very happy.

One person sleeping with their head on the other person’s lap. Getting all drowsy-snuggly when they’re too tired to see straight. Being tucked in and kissed on the forehead before they pass out. Gentle touches while they drift off. Trusting the other person to watch over them and make sure nothing happens to them while they’re out.

Just… sleepy intimacy, man.