watchmen incorrect quotes and memes

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laurie, post-karnak: all in all, a 5% successful trip.

dan: we lost rorschach.

laurie: … all in all, a 20% successful trip.

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Adrian Veidt has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala.

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rorschach: never been in snowball fight before. how do the rules work?

laurie: what?

rorschach: is there a point system, or simply to the death?

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rorschach: made a map of all possible hiding places for mask killer.

dan: this is just a map of new york.

rorschach: yes. have no idea where they are.

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dan about laurie: this is my better half…

dan about rorschach: and this is my bitter half.

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dan: how do you plan to prevent nuclear armageddon?

adrian: reverse necromancy.

dan: isn't that just killing people.

adrian: a mere technicality in an otherwise flawless scheme.

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rorschach: have an idea.

dan: does it involve breaking the law?

rorschach: by now, don't you think that's a given.

dan: i was just trying to be optimistic.

rorschach: don't bother.

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dan: rorschach and laurie are shouting outside. don't you think we should do something?

adrian: you're right, we should.

adrian: *closes the window*

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rorschach, facing off against adrian: time to die.

dan: that's the spirit!

rorschach: meant us. we are going to die.

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dan: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

laurie, making direct eye contact with rorschach: 5'6".

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dan: so, who should i call to help bust you out of jail?

rorschach: probably miss juspeczyk, but would feel safer in prison.

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dan: what would you like for dinner?

rorschach: wish to devour the unborn, before they can be brought into world of pain and cruelty.

dan: … why can't you just say "eggs" like everyone else.

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rorschach to adrian: you are cat person because you like cats.

rorschach: i am cat person because i hate dogs.

rorschach: we are not the same.

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dan: i'm genuinely surprised you haven't been arrested yet, let alone for a felony.

adrian: nat 20 charisma.

dan: that is not how it works.

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dan: you should apologize to rorschach.

laurie: fine.

laurie to rorschach: unfuck you or whatever.

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larry: your daughter got into a fight at school today.

sally: did she win?