Got Them Astral Prison Blues

Meep morp bithead

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Blight: “You love me? That’s weird. Don’t say that. Don’t say that again. Alright now watch me crack every joint in my body.”

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Cyndra: “It is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink”

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Tangerine: “you never know what someone is going through. For instance I didn’t know I was going through anything until about two years later. I thought I was just chilling”

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Cori: “duuude is that a losing dog?” *gets out her wallet*

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Robin: “i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking”

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Cori: “i let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking.”

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Everyone: “Cologne…what a dump.”

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Heidi: *Examines Tideus’ lifeless body* “I’ve seen worse.”

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Cybel: "Teenagers are simply big children, and adults are even bigger children."

Robin: "Doesn't that make YOU a child?"

Cybel: "Incorrect. I am; A Computer (Smart)."

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Tideus: "I don't know man, I just wish that we could (suddenly realizing I'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits) blow up the entire world. Or something.

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Xyna: "We're back. Tangerine was banned from the chicken place so we had to go out of town."

Tangerine: "Well they shouldn't say all you can eat if they don't mean it!"

Xyna: "Tangerine you ate a chair."

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Cybel: “Blue haired human what…what are you?”

Robin: “Oh I’m bisexual.”

Cybel: “Do all of bisexuals have this power?”

Robin: “…yes.”

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Schoop: *picks up the phone*

Robin: "Schoop, when you find me dead, my desicated corpse propped up staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter- just know that my last thoughts were of you. And how I'd like to kill you."

Schoop: "I'm sorry who is this?"

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Robin: "We tried, we failed, let's go to sleep."

Xyna: "It's 2 pm.'

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Momo: "You see your gym crush working out. How do you make the first move?"

Rus: "Don't."

Momo: "That's a quick one. And I agree, and we'll move right on.

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Xyna (Hears a noise): “What was that?”

Tic: “A noise.”

Xyna: “Oh, well, you’re very helpful.”

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Tangerine: “I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once.”