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“Reading the mind of a person you cannot change is as powerless as time-traveling to an ending you can’t rewrite”
I knowwwww this scene takes place in the painted room but I’m sure they’ve done it more often and it could be outside in the grass staring at the stars (*cough cough* Atlas).
WE NEED MORE FANART OF ATLAS SERIES :,)
And def need more of ✨them✨
Ok ok so i know Atlas is probably written as a black man but in my head i cant think of anyone else than Naveen Andrews for him. Mostly because of the role he plays in the series Sense8.
I just really love the always tired/depressed trope in the second book hihi
Time to work through all those Mccree prompts! I decided it’s a good idea to pair some of them if they work together, so have some Angst!
Angst 5. “Why do you hate me?” & 16. “I never meant to hurt you.”
Blackwatch!McCree x Reader
Word Count: 1849 words
People had started to avoid you around the base, and you didn’t really know why. It had been a week since Jesse left on his “super-secret” mission, and he managed to send you a quick message here or there, but there hadn’t been much communication between the two of you.
Around 5 days into the mission, the air around the base changed, you’ve been lonely. Usually you’d always sit at lunch with your friends. Mercy and Genji were usually there by the time you got in the cafeteria. Genji was good friends with Jesse, and with time he had warmed up to you as well, after all, you and Jesse had been together for around three years at this point.
The issue was that you couldn’t catch either of them for the past few days, Angela always had an excuse as to why she couldn’t come to sit with you, and Genji, although usually quiet, couldn’t even meet your gaze when you talked to him.
By the second week you grew restless, had something happened to Jesse? Was he hurt? Were people trying to keep information from you so you wouldn’t worry? You had to know, no matter what the news was, you just needed to know. You felt stupid, being left out of the loop like this. You may not have been an important soldier in Blackwatch like the rest of them, but you had gone up several ranks since you joined, and everyone knew you, at least as Jesse’s partner, if not as anything else.
After waking up on Sunday morning you finished your training ahead of schedule, so after a quick shower you surprised Commander Reyes in front of his office.
“Sir, I know it’s not my business but I’d like to know if anything has gone wrong during Jesse’s mission. Everyone has been avoiding me or looked generally uncomfortable around me for a while now, and I don’t understand why.” You said in all seriousness, looking up at your Commander. You couldn’t help but notice that he, as well, looked quite uncomfortable. He didn’t reply at first, just scratching the back of his head, deep in thought before he motioned for you to come inside his office.
Inside you could see many monitors on the walls, mostly related to Jesse’s mission, with photos and footage of him walking around or undercover. The usual butterflies started acting up in your stomach when you looked at his image on the screens, but Reyes’s hand on your shoulder brought you back down quickly.
“Take a seat.” He ordered before going to sit down in his chair. You did as you were told, looking at him puzzled. “So…” he started awkwardly. “McCree’s mission was supposed to be an infiltration mission into enemy territory to gather intel on what we suspect to be an upcoming terrorist attack from Talon.” He explained, his eyes looking over a couple reports he had in front of him before continuing. “For the most part, contact has been established and he has infiltrated their group, gathering valuable information and gaining their trust.” He said, carefully choosing his words before looking up at you to see if you were following.
You frowned at him confused. All of this sounded like good news from what you understood. He had managed to safely infiltrate them, and was now collecting the information he had been asked to gather. “Sir, I’m afraid I don’t understand why this is bad, surely everything is okay then?” you asked unsure.
With a deep sigh, Reyes continued while rubbing his face. “Well, there’s no easy way around this. The way McCree has infiltrated the ranks and gained their trust is by getting close to one of their agents. And by close, I mean intimately close.” He tried to put it lightly.
Your eyes went wide with shock, mouth falling slightly open. “Are you sure?” you asked, voice trembling as you held back your tears. You knew he was sure, he had to be, everyone seemed to know around you.
Reyes looked at you, his expression softening. “Unfortunately so. Dr. Zeigler was monitoring his vitals when they spiked; at first, she thought he was in trouble, but at a closer look they were just consistent with physical activity. I’m sorry, Agent.” He said sincerely. He didn’t want to go into detail about the surveillance cameras seeing them go together in a hotel room, or the details presented in McCree’s updates.
You nodded, biting your lower lip before you suddenly got up. “Thank you, Sir, may I leave?” you asked softly, your trembling voice barely a whisper. He nodded at you before you almost ran out of the office, running to the room you and Jesse shared. It wasn’t exactly acceptable for the two of you to share a room, but after so long together everyone just pretended they didn’t know.
You looked around the room, hot tears falling down your cheeks freely now. You had trusted him, you loved him with all your heart and had given him all of you, only to have your heart ripped out of your chest. Sadness and hurt quickly turned to anger, you weren’t going to stay there any longer. He was supposed to be back by the end of the week, and you had no desire to see him again.
In your fit of rage, you gathered all your belonging, even if they weren’t many, and threw them by the door. As you were packing, all the memories of you and Jesse came back. You remembered when you moved in, trying to put your things in the small room only to be distracted by Jesse’s hugs and kisses. You remembered all the hot nights where you were glad all the rooms were sound proof, and then you remembered all the mornings where you two were a mess of tangled limbs in the middle of the bed, naked and giggly.
But those memories were now gone, corrupted with the knowledge that those memories are exactly the one’s the agent he cheated on you with had as well. After years of being together you wouldn’t have expected this. He was known to be a flirt, of course, but never had you thought he would dare to cheat on you. The nerve on him!
For the rest of the week nobody saw you, not that anyone dared to bother you once they knew Reyes had told you the truth. You had moved back into your old room, one you hadn’t seen in years. Officially you had never left it, but the cobwebs and dust told a different story.
You spent the whole day cleaning, and then the following two days were just to put everything back, buying some much needed items and so on. The key you had to McCree’s room was now with Reyes, since each door only had one key you didn’t want to hold on to it, so you told Reyes he could give it to Jesse when he came back because if it was after you, he could sleep outside.
When Jesse came back he was shocked. You were nowhere to be seen, which was more than out of character for you. Every time he had gone on a mission, you were there when he came back, eagerly waiting to hug him and welcome him back.
This time, however, only Commander Reyes was sitting there, arms crossed in front of his chest. McCree walked to his superior, tipping his hat slightly out of habit and respect. “Have ya seen [Y/N]? Are they sick?” he asked, not noticing the cold look his superior was giving him.
“They’re fine, but they told me to give you this.” He said before throwing him the key to his room, which the cowboy barely caught, baffled.
Anxiety was starting to build up in his chest as he rushed to his room, hoping this was some sort of joke, that maybe you’re just trying to surprise him, and you’re waiting for him in the room you shared. But then he walked in, and the reality of the situation hit home. The room was dull and almost empty, any sign that you had lived there completely gone. He looked like a crazy man, checking every corner of the room, trying to find at least one thing of yours, but he found none.
Broken, he fell on the bed, his head in his hands as he let the tears fall freely. You must have heard of the mission and what he had done, and you probably didn’t want anything to do with him anymore. But maybe if he explained, told you how it went from his point of view, then maybe you’d give him another chance.
He did the walk of shame to your door, noticing a couple nasty looks his way before he stopped in front of your door, knocking shyly.
“Who is it?” you called from the other side of the door, folding away your freshly washed clothes. After you found out you decided to wash everything, you didn’t want to think he had touched any of them.
“Darlin’, it’s me. Open up please? I’d like to talk to ya.” he said softly. You knew him well enough to know he had been crying, but so have you, hadn’t he thought about your tears when he cheated?
“No. Go away McCree.” You said coldly, trying to hold on to your dignity, no matter how inviting and welcoming his voice was, no matter how much you wanted to run to him, have him wrap his arms around you and tell you everything was going to be okay.
“I….I never meant to hurt you, Darlin’… I want you to know that, I love you. Please, let’s talk about this.” He begged, happy there was nobody on the corridor to see him like this, begging with his forehead against your door.
“You don’t love me. If you had then you wouldn’t have done this. You made your bed, now sleep in it.” You said, choking through the tears. You had given up on folding your clothes, your eyes fixed on the door as tears fell down your cheeks.
“Why do you hate me? I’ve made a mistake, please, let me explain.” He continued, the sound of your voice cracking was a que that you were crying, he knew that much, and it hurt his heart to know he was the reason why.
“I hate you because of everything you did. For making me love you, trust you, and more importantly, believe you. I know what you did, I don’t need to know anything else. I don’t need to know how much you regret it, Jesse, because you wouldn’t have done if you loved me. Now go or else I’m calling security.” You threatened, your words determined, and he knew you meant each one of them.
You heard his footsteps as he walked away, away from your door and life, and you fell on the bed, heartbroken and alone, knowing you had lost all chance at happiness.
It Will Come Back
Rating: NC-17/Explicit Relationships: McHanzo Summary: McCree and Hanzo are captured by a gang somewhere in the American Midwest after a mission. The situation becomes more dire when Hanzo finds out the gang isn’t the only thing he has to worry about.
Wrote this for @robo-cryptid who requested werewolves and the “fuck or die” trope. There’s a lot of sex, some of it animalistic and rough, but no actual furry porn or wolf dong.
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Updated Library For Kinksters
I completed some major changes to the Library For Kinksters. Here is the update…
Aftercare
Aftercare 101
Aftercare For Dominants
Coping With Emotional Subdrop
Dom Drop
How To Make A Sub Drop Kit
Online Aftercare
sub/Dom Space, sub/Dom Drop and Aftercare
Subdrop and Aftercare
Subspace and Aftercare
Consent
Consent & BDSM
Guide to Consent
Doms, Daddies & Masters
7 Fundamental Characteristics of A Daddy Dom
12 Characteristics Of An Ideal Submissive
25 Things Daddies Should Do For Their Littles
30 Rules For A Modern Gentleman
45 Things A Girl Wants, But Won’t Ask For
50 Rules for Daddies
100 Sweet Things You Can Do For Your Princess
101 Things To Do To Make Your Slave Feel Owned (loved)
Alternative Names For “Daddy”
Alternative Domme Titles
Aspects Of Control
Asserting Ownership - Rules
Daddy Up!
Defining A Daddy Dom
Dominants Need Training Also
Fun Tasks Daddies Can Give Their Littles
Help For New Doms
How (and Why) To Go Down On Your Submissive
How To Be A Good Dominant
How to Find a Submissive
Knowing when to be a Dom and when to be her Man
New to DDLG - A Daddy Dom
Observations On Doms By A Submissive
So you want to be a Dom?
So Your Girlfriend Wants You To Dominate her
Some Little Rules All Daddies Should Know
The Dom Commandments
Things for Daddies to Keep in Mind
What Being A Dom Is About - A Submissive’s Perspective
What does the title Daddy mean?
What is a Daddy Dom?
What is a Daddy Dom Mentor?
What It Means To Be A Dominant
What Makes A Good Dominant
Littles, Subs & Slaves
6 Questions Every Submissive Needs To Ask Her Potential Dominant
7 Common Types of Submissives
10 Tips For Living With A Sadist
10 Things A Dominant Needs From A Submissive
11 Red Flags Of An Abusive Dominant
26 Baby Girl Jobs
50 Things You Can Do For Your Daddy
A Bottom’s Responsibility
A Dominant’s Advice To His Submissive
A Man Who Knows You…
A Good Dom vs. A Bad Dom
Acid Test For Subs
Ask A Million And One Questions
Attraction to DD/lg: A Little’s Perspective
Baby girl or little? A brief introduction
Care and feeding of Daddies
Characteristics Of A Good Daddy
Coaxing The Daddy Dom Out Of Your Partner
Feminist Submissive
Finding Your Dominant
Good Rules For Middles and Littles To Live By
Guide For Young Newbie Sub Girls
How a Dom Behaves Shows How He Will Behave Towards You.
“How do I find Daddy?” A guide to help you safely find the Daddy you’re looking for.
How Does A Submissive Ask for Something from Their Dominant?
How To Find A Dom
How to Take Proper Care of Your Dom
I Solemnly Swear I Will Not Do This To Daddy
Novice Submissives
Physical abuse of littles - it is never OK
Signs Of A Fake ‘Dominant’
Stuff no one tells you about submission, until the spreader bar is on and you are trapped.
Submissives, Learning to Trust Your Instincts
Submissive Pride
Submissive Traits - Intelligence
Things My Dream Daddy Would Say To Me
What is a Little?
When newbie subs, with asinine “doms,” need to run away.
Why I call him Daddy
Your Rights As A Submissive
Long Distance Relationships
10 Ways To Survive A Long Distance Relationship
Getting The Most Out Of A Long Distance Relationship
How To Make Long Distance Relationships Work
Long Distance Relationships - Tools To Cope
Long Distance Relationships (LDR) Contemplation: Sticking with plans
The Long Distance D/s Relationship
Mental Health
BDSM practitioners ‘healthier and less neurotic’ than ‘vanilla’ peers
Body image & BDSM
How to Get Over Feeling Sad
Is BDSM normal?
Love your Vulva – a self-esteem guide to your sensitive bits!
Managing bipolar disorder in a D/S relationship
Meditation And Mindfulness
On Cutting
Steps For Letting Go of Painful Memories
Things to Do When You’re Anxious, Scared, or Just Need a Distraction
Tips for Recovering from Codependency
What Are Anxiety Disorders? (Infographic)
Why Do I Feel Unloveable?
Relationships
10 Habits of Happy Couples
10 Top Communication Mistakes
10 Types of Emotional Manipulators
12 Relationship Truths We Often Forget
50 Best Ways To Say “I Love You”
BDSM Breakups: All Good Things Must Come to an End
BDSM: Control Goes Both Ways
Collars and Collaring - A Personal Perspective
Communication Is Key
Concept Daddy Dom/Little Girl Relationships
Daddy Doms and their little girls
Daddy Doms, Baby Girls, Little Boys And More
Date Night In A Jar
DD/lg In Public
D/s and Domestication
Factors That Make A Relationship
Finding Love When You Least Expect It
Finding Others with Common (Adult) Interests
How To Be Present In Your Relationships
How To Build A Healthy Relationship
How To Get What You Want In A Relationship
How To Know When You’ve Found “The One”
How To Take Your Relationship To The Next Level
Importance Of Confidence In RelationshipsImportance Of Trust In A Relationship
Key Ingredients of a Happy and Healthy Relationship
Needy Girls Are Daddy Dom Bait
Relationship Advice To Follow, And What To Ignore
Searching for a D/s partner?
Self-Fulfilling Prophecies In Relationships
Stop Arguments Before They Start
The Rewards of a Submissive
Types Of Relationship Insecurity
Well-Balanced Power Exchange Relationship
What Is Real Love?
When He Doesn’t Call
Why Love Makes A Night Of Kink Even Better
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Another life ruined because of the morality police
Bondage Basic Safety: Crops, Paddles & Bondage!
Kinks, Risks, How To And Why Sometimes You Shouldn’t
Limits in BDSM
What is Emotional Abuse?
Self Improvement
10 Tips for Creating a Happier Life
10 Steps To Self Care
10 Ways To Be Happy
10 Truths To Live By
Guaranteed Ways To Be More Attractive
How to be Yourself
How To Deal With Your Enemies
How To Ignore Haters
How to Recognize a Toxic Friend
How to Stop Being a People Pleaser
Slut Shaming Explained
Tips for Healing a Broken Heart
What are the Signs of a Jealous Friend?
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50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women
Basics of Breath Play
D/s or Kinky Sex?
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How To Make A Girl Squirt
How To Tell Your Son About Sex
Intersection of BDSM and Queer Heterosexuality
Sensual Biting
Sex: Myths & Stereotypes
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Sex: Pregnancy and Birth Control
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Advice on Dildos and Buttplugs
BDSM on a budget
Bondage Rope: How To Choose Yours (And More)
Training
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30 Things You Can Do For Your Human Kitten
40 Very Important DD/lg Facts
Age Play: A Short Guide
BDSM for Beginners: Safe and Affordable Play
DEFINED: SSC (Safe, Sane & Consensual) & RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink)
Etiquette in BDSM Part 1
Etiquette in BDSM Part 2
Exploring the D/s Lifestyle: Part 1 - Beginnings
Exploring the D/s Lifestyle: Part 2 - The Dominant Mind
Glossary of BDSM Terms
Guide To Blood Play
Guide To Bruising
Guide To Talking Dirty
Guide To Wax Play
How Do I Get Started In BDSM?
How to Make a Blanket Fort/Cuddle Nest
How To Make A Comfort Box
Introduction To BDSM
Newbie’s Guide To Vaginal Fisting
Punishments in BDSM Relationships
Red Flags For Online BDSM Relationships
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The Leash Has Two Ends - Responsibility
The Need For Rules and Discipline
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53 McHanzo, please!
Sorry, @lodicrous, I didn’t quite get to the #21 (but I did do a Kiss On A Dare over here if you missed it, so I hope that both of these prompts still got covered somehow).
53. Against a wall kiss & 58. Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed
I really need to learn to fill more of these with shorter stuff, but here we are, with like 2000 words more of that superhero AU, this time with Hanzo actually getting to see Jesse’s whole dang face and uhhhh maybe some more of him, because it got pretty spicy. NSFW superheroes-out-of-cape first date (or “date”?) night!
For earlier bits of the superhero AU, here’s Part 1 and Part 2.
All things considered, Hanzo had no reason to be nervous. His biggest secrets were already out in the open here. Mystery Man – Jesse – knew him first by his vigilantism and only second by his name and his face and, now, the address at which he’d taken up his temporary residence. There was no reason at all for his nerves.
It was only the wait, he was sure. He couldn’t reasonably be seen entering his apartment building with Mystery Man in tow, especially if the whole purpose here was to give them some privacy to give him a peek under the mask. And besides, Jesse had wanted something like a date. So he’d escorted Hanzo close enough to the building and disappeared with a promise to return in street clothes and with food.
Hanzo’d showered and finally got to change from his jogging clothes, made himself look both presentable and deliberately casual in jeans and a soft sweater. He looked good, and he knew now that Jesse liked looking. He knew the only real “problem” was anticipation. Yet here he was, standing stiffly in his kitchen debating the merits of sake versus fine wine versus liquor for a man whose face he had still only seen a portion of.
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okay I’m tired of picking at this, so here we go
some Hanzo being overstimulated/overwhelmed and seeking out McCree to make it better, courtesty of this post from @bluandorange from ages ago
mostly just like 1500 words of making out tbh, but nothing really unsuitable for the workplace
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There are days when Hanzo’s thoughts overtake his head.
In the past, those days left him helpless, paralyzed by the constant, unending buzzing of thoughts and fears and stimuli parading through his head in a disorganized cacophony. He drowned those days in bottles of sake or whatever other cheap liquor he could get his hands on–even thinking of those days leaves the astringent taste of ethanol on his tongue.
These days, he finds it harder to resort to that habit. Between the watchful eye of a dozen Overwatch agents and the helpfully nosy AI, and the strides he has made in an attempt to better himself in the last year and some months, the idea of drinking himself into a stupor to drown out his mind doesn’t have the same appeal. Still, it is more tempting than he would like.
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I WROTE THE SELKIE AU
McHanzo with light Shimada bros angst (non-ship) and a side of SLAPPY!
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11 - just fuck me up
I’m not sure how much of the “Hiding/hoping not to be caught” got into this, but I managed to combine 52. Accidentally witnessed kiss with 11. “I almost lost you” kiss. Also, this is not angst. It is instead a sequel to the superhero AU drabble, now with even more camp and even more cheese. SFW, McHanzo. Or Cyberninja and Mystery Man, I guess.
“You should have joined us when you had the chance, Mr. Shimada.”
Hanzo blinked, bleary-eyed and head swimming, until the source of the sound came into focus. Doomfist. Of course. Hanzo jerked forward but was caught from behind, metal clanging and yanking him back.
“Rude to attack a man on his morning run,” he answered, tongue feeling thick in his mouth. Arms locked behind his back, he tested the restraints, but they’d even covered his hands. Clever. Between that and the lingering effects of whatever they’d knocked him out with, he couldn’t call the dragons. It seemed the only strategy presently available had to come straight from the superheroics handbook: “What is your plan here?”
Doomfist’s face lit up. “I thought you’d never ask.” Hanzo suppressed an eyeroll and settled in for the lecture.
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Bodyswap! Featuring a scene from @icecreambeach‘s Look For Me, because I really wanted to draw Hanzo-as-Jesse’s mean mug and ten-thousand-dollar three-piece suit.
Kiss prompt - McHanzo -67 When One Stops The Kiss To Whisper “I’m Sorry, Are You Sure You-” And They Answer By Kissing Them More *____*’
Shit forgot to say that I def don’t mind NSFW! Love your stuff and you, thank you, bye!!!! <3
So I guess this one was a pretty common prompt, and you all said you wouldn’t mind some NSFW, so here you’re getting the first of these meme prompts to get NSFW/Explicit. Also featured: established relationship (but early on in it), morning sex, and the promised shoutout to that silly “Brigitte has a collection of weird cat mugs” post.
Jesse’d always been an early riser. He’d been a fitful sleeper as a kid, did the rest of his growing under a handful of military trained hardasses who rose with the dawn, and made a habit of sleeping light while on his own. Now Hanzo threatened to ruin nearly forty years of habit.
Whether he’d always been this way or simply trusted his company, any night they spent together, Hanzo was either restless with nightmares or he slept like the dead. He was slow to drag from bed in the morning either way, although Jesse was starting to learn a few tricks to make it easier.
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I'd die for 52 or 57 fdahfsfagh
@madramaut also requested 52. Accidentally witnessed kiss, so here you go.
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AUgust Day 3: Single Parent
I have to stop finishing these at 1:00am.
Based on these prompts. Let me know if you have any requests regarding these!
Jesse is worried about the little girl sitting with a hipster man who doesn’t look like he could be her father. He investigates.
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“Somethin’ ain’t right,’ Jesse muttered to himself while sipping on the last of his soda.
He had been observing this man at a distance for half an hour now. He had started because the man was incredibly good looking: he was dressed in a casual green jacket with a loose collar, his hair tied back neatly to reveal a clean undercut, piercings catching the light whenever he tilted his head. More interesting though was the young girl sitting at his table in this deserted mall in middle-of-nowhere New Mexico. The two of them were in quiet conversation, and Jesse was having trouble reading their expressions.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada Characters: Hanzo Shimada, Jesse McCree, Genji Shimada, Fareeha “Pharah” Amari, Overwatch Ensemble, Talon (Overwatch) Additional Tags: Minor Original Character(s), Brainwashing, Amnesia, Talon Jesse McCree, Talon Hanzo Shimada, Fake Marriage, Gaslighting, Angst, Blood and Violence, Listen it’s Creepy Summary:
Some time ago, Hanzo and McCree were taken by Talon. Now they live a pleasantly uneventful life as newlyweds in the suburbs, with no memory of either their previous lives or the things they do in the shadows.
IT’S COMPLETE! Link goes right to chapter five. If you wanna start from the beginning, start here.
The most wonderful fafic I’ve ever read, this made my chest ache so much :,)
This was a prompt for a $5 patron! @werekem is a kind and loving individual and talked me into writing Hanzo/Dragon!McCree with size queen Hanzo.
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Hanzo had been raised on tales of incredibly powerful dragons. Beasts of power, spiritual and physical titans, more than enough to level countries in the blink of an eye. Thus, Hanzo was eager to earn his connection to the spirit realm. Most Shimadas gained their spirit bond later in life, but Hanzo was an overachiever. He’d expected– hoped– that the dragons would recognize that.
At least one of them certainly did. Hanzo’s dragon first appeared to him in a dream at the tender age of 23, arriving in a shroud of steam and smoke. Its shadowy form towered over Hanzo in the dreamscape, lumbering forward on massive claw-tipped paws until it could stare imperiously at Hanzo with two blood red eyes. Its black scales glimmered iridescently, its teeth white and as long as a man’s hand.
“Hey.” The dragon nodded at him. It settled with a groan and rumble on its belly, head resting at ground level– presumably so it could stare at Hanzo more clearly. “You’re my new charge?”
“I– er– I–” Hanzo straightened his spine, posture going military-sharp as he regained his senses. “I am Shimada Hanzo, here to serve as your mortal vessel on Earth for the remainder of my short human life.”
The dragon snorted, filling the room with savory-smelling smoke. “Oh, rein it in, will ya? You humans are always so formal about the whole thing.” The dragon stood up on its long legs and slinked around Hanzo, appraising its new partner. “I’m Jesse. Dragon of the west. Dunno how I got here, but I like what I see just fine. Now tell me– you ready? They tell you what you’re in for?”
Hanzo nodded cautiously. The truth was that though he had been told the basics, no one had ever given him the bloody details. Based on the tellings of his relatives, the bonding practice was sacred and deeply private.
“I have heard enough,” Hanzo said brusquely. “I am ready.”
The dragon bared its long teeth in a lecherous grin and sidled up close to Hanzo’s standing form. It rubbed its black, leathery body against Hanzo’s almost like a cat– and rumbled just the same, purring with a smoky vibrato.
“Really,” Jesse drawled. “You’ve been warned? I don’t need to hold back?”
“No,” Hanzo said defiantly. “I said I am ready, dragon.”
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Hanzo is arrogant and McCree is stubborn, which results in the world's strangest game of chicken.
So I had this silly/porny WIP sitting in my drafts, and the kiss prompts finally gave me what I needed to finish it. Big thanks to:
@bloomingcnidarians and @severeni for requesting 58 (Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed),
@motorghost and @kuranoo for requesting 59 (Kissing So Desperately That Their Whole Body Curves Into The Other Person’s),
and @kuranoo again for 74 (Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap) — I strongly suspect this is not the kind of lap sitting the original author had in mind, but who cares, you were absolutely right, it destroyed my writer’s block with record speed. :>
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Hey guys, guess what? There’s a sequel now because I have no control over characters after I start writing them, and it’s 100% pure PWP.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15225006
Enjoy!
For the meme: 33 if you feel so inspired! <3
33. Kiss in a Dream
It was supposed to be short, and as usual, got completely out of control. Enjoy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15195977
Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for resulting damage to anyone’s teeth.
