Weird Al Discography RP Meme
You play your bongos all the time
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned
Vanilla just leaves me cold
All the soda jerkers know my name
I said, "Hey, lawdy mama
Never had a dinner made by Chef Boyardee
He said, "I really like your snaggletooth necklace
Now I'm in home, I'm watchin' Gilligan's Island
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
We're already packed in like sardines
There's an elbow in my ear
I won't swim in your jacuzzi
When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your heads?
I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
No redwood hot tub to my name
I don't need a course in self-awareness to find out who I am
I don't need to prove I'm cool
I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign
I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see
They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try
I might decide to tie you up with dental floss
I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy