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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine
WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG
GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS
Vincent Price hosts The Horror Hall of Fame (1974)
Professor Emmrich Volkarin after absolutely obliterating Rook’s back after they come back from Fade Jail.
basically the plot
Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.
Some fun stuff from the notes:
park ranger who has seen people spread bacon grease on their campsite in the hopes of seeing a bear
British person who is appalled that North American national parks kill people
people who lure bison calves away from their mothers to photograph them
a lot of it involves bison
a LOT of it involves people trying to swim in the yellowstone thermal vents
woman who tried to retrieve her dropped cell phone from a pit toilet and FELL IN
Lots of people reminding me that caves are a problem too. I know, I just try to forget that caves exist because I hate them.
Guys who tried to hike the entire length of Florida in flip flops
Someone who approached a bear cub because they thought it was a raccoon
Someone who works at an unspecified national monument and says dead bodies keep turning up at the picnic area (Hello???)
A few Alaskans laughing at everyone
Scottish person who wishes their parks were as effective at killing tourists as ours are
A few NPS staffmembers saying the NPS is far, far too incompetent to wage any sort of large scale conspiracy about disappearances
Several death threats against David Paulides
People accusing me of being Bigfoot (I plead the fifth)
A group who got on a raft in a river assuming it would loop back around... like at a waterpark
Person recalling a time they saw a hiker "saved by monkeys" but did not elaborate on that
BISON
No amount of signs or warnings in any language could stop tourists from jumping off rocks into the rapid, freezing river I worked at. Even locals would get drunk and swim at night and in the morning report one of their party missing, and we all pretty much knew they'd turn up drowned or dead from falling off a rock.
In my time there, multiple people forgot heat can kill you and developed severe heatstroke. Multiple moms rushed kids with allergies to hospitals because wasps exist in nature. Whole families who seemed otherwise street smart legit panicked at the idea of coexisting with rattlesnakes and bears. People with mobility issues or with handicapped relatives were flabbergasted that accessibility cannot be enforced on nature (this one was a constant and ridiculous argument, I'm sorry to say).
Dog owners who, illegally, let their beloved "friendly" pet off leash only for it to attack another dog/person on the path, or simply never return from the woods at all. One guy watched his dog get swept away in the river and nearly died trying to rescue it. Another couple asked for emergency assistance because their dog developed heatstroke (fyi, emergency medical personnel are trained and paid to save human lives, not correct your terrible animal ownership decisions).
Nature does not care if you live or die. Humans have no power out there.
i had to back out of the BG3 fandom almost altogether because i felt like no one else was seeing the characters i was seeing. wym professor daddy dom Gale? what the fuck? that’s my unemployed hobosexual boyfriend who sleeps on my couch bc he got fired for having an inappropriate relationship with his employer and now he goes “babe i need you to get me a snickers so bad. no i can’t myself. my blood sugar. babe please”. and i get him the snickers
people reblogging this like “ugh agreed i HATE gale” excuse me i said i’d get him the snickers.
I am so mad that the anime community seems to have slept on Toriko. Like it has a crossover with DBZ and One Piece. Why do I never hear anything about it???
Seriously though, Toriko has:
-the silliest food based world building (fondue trees, tofu plains, soda waterfalls, etc)
-a big buff homoerotic cast, including a guy named Zebra and a dude that looks like a my little pony (seriously, he has rainbow hair powers)
-the main character Toriko is a fantastic himbo who always supports his personal chef twink (they are not canonically a couple, but come on, they obviously love each other)
-Toriko gets a pet when a clone has a parthenogenic pregnancy (they USED THE WORD PARTHENOGENESIS IN THE EPISODE)
-everyone is trying to eat GOD (don't think the show ran long enough to really explain this but I don't want them to, it's unhinged)
-bad guy cadre that attacks with robots wearing bad fursuits
-super cool monsters that feel like your hyperactive 7 year old nephew came up with them (complimentary)
-a theme song that demands you EAT THE MOUNTAINS
Reblog so she lives forever.
Saw this and my schedule filled up
The puppy cart
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ok so when were yall gonna tell me that pacing around the room while listening to a song and aggressively acting out scenarios with fictional people is a mental illness??????
you don’t know how happy this makes me. i’m still crying. we’ve won.
Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP
The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable
You saw nothing.
Hunter Mode: Activated
It’s always an appropriate time to make seafood puns
Playing with a little skunk
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