procrastinating bacon makin station

THIS IS A SIDEEEEE BLOOGGG HAHA Chaos's blog and personal space. i do what i want. my space, my will. my word is law here. ~~19/he/Pisces/Pansexual~~ happily taken but someone whom is not you HA! you ask something and i might draw out what i have to say! my persona is my fc. no i will not put selfies up. only my friends get them.

[endrae]

I’m like millions of years too late to this party, and this is probably done already, but when I was playing second son and heard Eugene’s line about him not having a DnD group my first thought was “aw, I’m sure Delsin and Fetch would play with you” and here we are.

[endrae]

You spelled favorite with a u... you're British aren't you.

No, but I’m Finnish

[endrae]

how would u draw the garrett booty (thief)

like a perfect peach 

[crossconnectmag]

[space-pics]

觸鬚星系與星系碰撞 / Source / by WalkingGeek

[nasa]

Travel Posters of Fantastic Excursions

What would the future look like if people were regularly visiting to other planets and moons? These travel posters give a glimpse into that imaginative future. Take a look and choose your destination:

The Grand Tour

Our Voyager mission took advantage of a once-every-175-year alignment of the outer planets for a grand tour of the solar system. The twin spacecraft revealed details about Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune – using each planet’s gravity to send them on to the next destination.

Mars

Our Mars Exploration Program seeks to understand whether Mars was, is, or can be a habitable world. This poster imagines a future day when we have achieved our vision of human exploration of the Red Planet and takes a nostalgic look back at the great imagined milestones of Mars exploration that will someday be celebrated as “historic sites.”

Earth

There’s no place like home. Warm, wet and with an atmosphere that’s just right, Earth is the only place we know of with life – and lots of it. Our Earth science missions monitor our home planet and how it’s changing so it can continue to provide a safe haven as we reach deeper into the cosmos.

Venus

The rare science opportunity of planetary transits has long inspired bold voyages to exotic vantage points – journeys such as James Cook’s trek to the South Pacific to watch Venus and Mercury cross the face of the sun in 1769. Spacecraft now allow us the luxury to study these cosmic crossings at times of our choosing from unique locales across our solar system.

Ceres

Ceres is the closest dwarf planet to the sun. It is the largest object in the main asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, with an equatorial diameter of about 965 kilometers. After being studied with telescopes for more than two centuries, Ceres became the first dwarf planet to be explored by a spacecraft, when our Dawn probe arrived in orbit in March 2015. Dawn’s ongoing detailed observations are revealing intriguing insights into the nature of this mysterious world of ice and rock.

Jupiter

The Jovian cloudscape boasts the most spectacular light show in the solar system, with northern and southern lights to dazzle even the most jaded space traveler. Jupiter’s auroras are hundreds of times more powerful than Earth’s, and they form a glowing ring around each pole that’s bigger than our home planet. 

Enceladus

The discovery of Enceladus’ icy jets and their role in creating Saturn’s E-ring is one of the top findings of the Cassini mission to Saturn. Further Cassini discoveries revealed strong evidence of a global ocean and the first signs of potential hydrothermal activity beyond Earth – making this tiny Saturnian moon one of the leading locations in the search for possible life beyond Earth.

Titan

Frigid and alien, yet similar to our own planet billions of years ago, Saturn’s largest moon, Titan has a thick atmosphere, organic-rich chemistry and surface shaped by rivers and lakes of liquid ethane and methane. Our Cassini orbiter was designed to peer through Titan’s perpetual haze and unravel the mysteries of this planet-like moon.

Europa

Astonishing geology and the potential to host the conditions for simple life making Jupiter’s moon Europa a fascinating destination for future exploration. Beneath its icy surface, Europa is believed to conceal a global ocean of salty liquid water twice the volume of Earth’s oceans. Tugging and flexing from Jupiter’s gravity generates enough heat to keep the ocean from freezing.

You can download free poster size images of these thumbnails here: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com

[muffins-are-ok-i-guess]

You know what I want? A bath. A bath where I can stretch out my legs as much as I can and still have room. A bath where the tub is so deep it actually covers me up to my shoulders. A bath with just the right amount of bubbles. I want a bath that makes me feel like a queen mermaid president.

[morris-less]

Thank you to a Mexican cat? Domo AriGATO!

[strayastoner]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

Gig

[laffgaff]

My neighborhood barber's been arrested for selling drugs.

I’ve been a customer for years. 

I never knew he was a barber though.

[strayastoner]

[gold]

when someone fucks with your patience:

[poppymouth]

You can’t tell me that when you look at this you don’t immediately think of Burgerpants. 

@starkbucksss

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Where did the years go?

[cryptic-tits]

Holy shit stop making light hearted jokes about cheating on your significant other, what the fuck is wrong with you people

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pets are basically just hostages with Stockholm Syndrome.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gotye is now just somebody that we used to know.