bark

Everything is queued. Aro/Ace Writer.

[pangur-and-grim]

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[gayvampyr]

“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[homunculus-argument]

Top 10 branches of science ranked by how bad it would suck to be killed by them (from best to worst)

Physics - probably the nicest just on the grounds of how fast that's gonna be. Like if you're a goner before any of the other sciences can get to you, you probably don't even have time to feel anything.

Biology - the most standard default way of dying. Most of the time it sucks but not badly enough to warrant you its own wikipedia page.

Geology - one of the oldest OG classics. Rock hits Og. Og is gone.

Psychology - slow tigers are chasing you.

Zoology - fast tigers are chasing you.

Sociology - idk me and the rest of the angry mob agree that you had it coming.

Chemistry - this is a hard one to place because there's a lot of variation. But anyhow you're getting undone on a cellular level.

Mathematics - how the fuck did you even do that.

Cosmology - why the fuck did you even do that?

Theology - what the fuck did you even do?

[danielwaldorf]

Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

[cipheramnesia]

I have the vision to appreciate Speef

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[shamebats]

🥺🥺🥺

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[xfhsfh]

@this-is-trans-joy @this-is-nonbinary-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[catcrumb]

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[thegaymertrainer]

Speechless

[teaboot]

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

[lacefuneral]

i’m glad we all agree

[whatsthepointofthisbloganyway]

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is definitely for a chase through a desert bazaar

[crazy-brazilian]

[quietwingsinthesky]

you should come within biting range. no reason

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust