Of Tender Weapons

Dita ~ 22~ Italy ~ Scorpio ~ INTJ ~ I haven’t been here since day 1 but I’ll make every day count.

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Welcome to Of Tender Weapons

Hello I’m Anna! I’m a BTS stan and fanfiction writer.

This blog was built as a main blog where I mostly reblog gifs and pictures of the boys or where I reblog and sometimes rate stuff that I read. However, I’m mostly active on my sideblog, @oftenderweapons-a-companion, where I post my writing.

In case you need it, here is the Masterlist to my writing.

I am open to authors asking for feedback or submitting their fics for reviews ✨💖

Don’t be afraid to reach out, I’m always happy to talk with fellow writers and readers 🥰

The Masterlist

Hello! Welcome to my masterlist! All the works featured here are written by me. I personally repost some of them on AO3 and Wattpad on accou

[shorthaltsjester]

love saves us only if we want to be saved.

Critical Role, Campaigns 1-3 // The Legend of Vox Machina // bell hooks' All About Love

[glossamerfaerie]

Headcanon that once Gwynriel are happily mated, Emerie jokes that it’s unfair that both training instructors are making eyes at their mates. How are the Valkyries supposed to learn anything at this rate? Gwyn flushes bright red and Nesta rolls her eyes, but Cassian purses his lips thoughtfully.

The next day, there’s a new visitor during training. A certain blonde with a penchant for red. Only now she’s wearing Illyrian leathers and twirling a knife. Emerie stops dead, mouth agape as she stares at the new arrival. Cassian claps Emerie’s shoulder from behind, booming that Mor has temporarily agreed to give lessons to the three women while Az and Cass focus on the other trainees. This configuration, Cassian continues, will mean that Nesta and Gwyn can’t possibly be distracted by their mates anymore. Their lessons will be productive, fixing Emerie’s complaint.

Emerie is nodding blankly in agreement, her eyes a little glassy as she coughs into her hand. Oh no.

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Nesta *walking into a room*: Sorry I'm late ... I was ... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Rhys *out of breath*: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN FUCKIN' THE STAIRS

[oftenderweapons-main]

Alternatively:

Nesta *walking into a room*: Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things.

*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Cassian *out of breath*: Hi, I’m Things!

[plain-and-simple-ninja]

for all of you who don't understand why Croatia is GENIUS:

"mama kupila traktora" ("mom bought a tractor") is a reference to lukashenka's gift to putin for his anniversary - a tractor

"trajna-nina, armageddon-nona" - nonsensical, nursery-rhyme-like fragment with the word "armageddon" in it (because for SOME PEOPLE, armageddon (= nuclear threats) is just like a child-play)

"mama ljubila morona" ("mom kissed a moron") - "mama" is actually Mother Russia. I don't think I need to explain who's the moron.

"mama, ja se idem igrat', mama, idem u rat ("mom, I'm going to play, mom, I'm going to war") - self-explanatory

"onaj mali psihopat, mali, podli psihopat" ("that little psychopath, that little, vile psychopath") - if you know who's the moron, it's also self-explanatory

their costume - mixing military-style uniforms with make-up and skirts - actually makes fun of russia's anti-lgbt+ policies :)

anyway vote for Croatia y'all

[mistysblueboxstuff]

alas to appreciate the Croatian song some brain is required

ŠČ!

[oftenderweapons-main]

They were okay with a beige ballad, they were okay with a girl talking about the blippity unicorn power (while her country is literally oppressing and bombing Palestine, and the girlie supports the army doing the bombing, mind you, which should be quite antithetical to all the support to Ukraine ESC were professing) they were okay with Italy unproblematic (although grand) ballad

BUT DON'T YOU DARE MENTION CROATIA

And I don't even want to discuss how sus it is with Austria being completely ignored.

[somnaboolist]

Ok you know what?

I am not gonna be depressed.

Because every year Eurovision gives me a bunch of artists I usually wouldn't find myself and they fill my soul for the rest of my life. Like how will I ever find Kaarija if there wasn't Eurovision? How would I know about two lovely lesbian Edgar Allan Poe stans? How would I fall in love with witchy cult from Czechia? Obviously I know about Let 3 because I'm from Croatia but how would you, citizens of the world find your communist grandpas in drag if not on Eurovision?

So I just literally don't care generic pop song won, there are artists who won my heart this week.

[oftenderweapons-main]

Hi,

This is like,,,, a phantom blog so I don't even know why I'm reblogging this but,,,,,,

From Italy, I wanted to thank you a big fat lot for the Communist grandpas in drag. Made me so happy for one entire week, and I will keep streaming. Their song was genius, I want more.

Nobody was ready, that was obvious. People like their beige, mediocre songs when they could have wonderful satire pieces, together with an extremely capable and entertaining band, and incredible performance.

Thank you Croatia for gifting us this absolute gem. Not many understood it, but I assure you, the right people did.

A friend from poetic tragic ballad Italy.

[worldsmightiestwitch]

justice for croatian granddaddies who served cunt but jury didn't appreciate it

[oftenderweapons-main]

They served too much cvnt, the world wasn't ready, but elected few were, let's form a deranged little family

[lepakonpaska]

okay but l*reen winning aside because that's false and i don't belive in that: it's so insane that a song IN FINNISH got SECOND PLACE and im absolutely crying about that and the entire country is so so SO proud of our funky green man 💚 he won everyone's hearts and that's the most important thing

[notteadrops]

Croatia is the winner of my heart

[circusmircus-deactivated2026030]

btw let's just take a second to talk about the fact that germany and the uk are at the bottom as usual but then the third to last is Serbia. it's not top 10 material but 24th place is vile

[oftenderweapons-main]

With a song like Poland? 24th to Serbia? As if I needed any more signs to know this competitions smells fishy.

[defyinmavity]

i knew austria wasn't gonna get many points from the jury, but the public vote was devasting. y'all don't deserve teya and salena 💔

[oftenderweapons-main]

They don't, at all. Here from Italy supporting The Bop!!! Gonna stream from now to eternity ✨✨✨

[anotherrandompersonsstuff]

Finally, I want to dedicate a thought to my boy (Serbian curly haired white twink), my babies (Croatian slutty old activists) and my man (Moldovan sexy power shaman).

They deserved better. They deserved more

[oftenderweapons-main]

To the Croatian slutty old activists, I wish I was your granddaughter 💖

[beansprouts]

hey did you know some of the eurovision juries only have one fucking person on them

one person can have as much voting power as an entire country of paying voters

[oftenderweapons-main]

As an Italian, I am genuinely ashamed about my one-person jury giving 12 points to the burning mediocrity trashcan that was the unicorn song

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[oftenderweapons-main]

People, be careful, there's a crazy bot on Discord sending this text

Don't be dumb like me, don't click on the link and warn your friend that their account has been hacked. Rules are always

1. Change password

2. Get a 2 factor authentication

Don't be a Dita. Be smart. Don't click.

[prrcyjacksons]

Ah yes, my favourite tropes

[oftenderweapons-main]

Hehe