Dandelioness

Maria (it's not pronounced the way you would think) 18. Guatemalan. Football and FC Barcelona are everything.

[zodiacfrickfracks]

“What Season Is It?”

“It’s [spring/summer/winter/autumn].”: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces 

“It’s [insert name of current sport] season.”: Aries, Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius 

“It’s [insert current zodiac sign] season.”: Gemini, Leo

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crop circles

[thebootydiaries]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the corn just did that

[jasper-rolls]

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

[marylizabetha]

Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.

[virgilvansike]

I could die a thousand times and do a thousand good deeds but still never deserve the piece of art that Gareth Frank Bale just bestowed upon me and the rest of the world

[lyamal]

when will real madrid FINALLY be banned from football everyone’s tired of them ruining it every goddamn year

[neaarty]

[catspawzz]

Ramos is now nothing more than a disgusting criminal to me and I think to many other football fans all over the world.

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[anxietydaddy]

In front of my unlimited soup and salad?!

[marisatomay]

jennifer garner is 46 and she has not aged a day since 13 going on 30 and that’s just proof that if you’re a good person who leaves ben affleck the universe will be good to you

[cwote]

Look at you, living everyday without the person you thought you needed.

[rexuality]

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

[garciapimienta]

Good morning, Iniesta and Fernando Torres are playing their last matches with their clubs today and I’m not ready

[judgynando]

NAME A MORE ICONIC LOVE STORY THAN THAT?

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

[sixpenceee]

The Museum of Broken Relationships is a museum in Zagreb, Croatia, dedicated to failed love relationships. Its exhibits include personal objects left over from former lovers, accompanied by brief descriptions.

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[twoplumsandapeach]

I want to go there