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formerlyluckymanticore

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

twpromptsillneverwrite

Sheriff (over the phone): I need you to tell me if you're bringing anyone so I can make the reservation.

Stiles: Sure, just give me a moment.

Stiles (turning towards Derek): You know how we are soulmates.

Derek: Soulmates don't exist.

Stiles: Okay, then, since I'm the love of your life...

Derek: I've never claimed that.

Stiles (threateningly): Derek, if you don't propose to me in the next five minutes I'll cut your balls off!

Derek: Stiles, would you do me the honor of being my lovely wife?

Stiles: Of course, I'll be your HUSBAND, you asshole.

Stiles (to the phone): Yes, dad. I'm bringing my fiance.

whentherainfall

So, no one has seen Derek laugh, like not even a twitch of the lips. Stiles' ongoing theory is that Derek's facial muscles are frozen forever due to the prolonged frowning. But one day, Stiles was all alone in his house, and he was making his lunch listening to Shakira's Hips Don't Lie. Stiles is dancing, trying to do his own hip shaking, and Sourwolf walks in.

Derek stops in his tracks and watches as Stiles sings loudly in a very off-key tone, shaking his ass and dancing around in his boxers, and he just bursts out laughing. He couldn't control it. A full-on belly laugh. Stiles screams at the sudden sound and turns around to see Derek almost falling on the ground because he couldn't control laughing, and he is shocked. He is humiliated, too. But the shock of seeing Derek laugh so openly, and the way he looks years younger and so free, kind of takes Stiles' breath away.

From then on, Stiles started doing goofy things purposefully to make Derek laugh. It is his mission now.

beyond-themist

Eli is stiles and derek's son and nobody died and everyone is happy and in love and thriving.

#tw #teen wolf #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale

ouatsqincorrect

Emma: Wait, are we fighting or flirting right now? Regina: I'll fucking strangle you. Emma: Emma: You know, that really doesn't clear things up.

samanthasawyer1

pseudophan

grace helbig for the edinburgh fringe

#grace helbig #itsgrace

dzukika

pien-art

Regina </3 She just wanted to be free :C

#ouat #once upon a time #the evil queen

s0cioplath

#sky ferreira

thenerdyindividual

Not enough people in the teen wolf fandom engage with the fact that stiles is actually fucking insane. My man was looking for the other half of a dismembered body in the woods just for funsies in episode one. My man was out here bringing a baseball bat to an Alpha fight. My man regularly threatened to turn his werewolf buddies into fur rugs. Why are you turning him into a sweetiepiecandonowrong?