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My update schedule is so wack why do people follow me

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“Waking up every day seems a bit excessive.”

- Min Yoongi

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Jimin: I laugh in the face of danger!

Taehyung: Your cried for half an hour after begging Yoongi hyung not to leave, so Jungkook had to get you some ice cream to calm down.

Jimin: That was ages ago.

Taehyung: That was ten minutes ago.

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Yoongi: I want to change the world.

Seokjin: For the better?

Yoongi: *sweating*

Seokjin: Answer me-

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Jungkook: Where are the fucking honey twists?

Namjoon: Language!

Jungkook: Korean.

Namjoon: ...I meant could you maybe say it a bit nicer?

Jungkook: Could I ascertain the whereabouts of the fucking honey twists?

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Taehyung: You know what we should do? We should hang misletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it!

Namjoon: We are not doing that.

Hoseok: Mistlefoe.

Namjoon: No.

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Hoseok: Always be positive! *trips, falls down the stairs*

Hoseok: ...

Hoseok: Wow! I got down those stairs so fast!

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Taehyung: I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Seokjin: The... good news.

Taehyung: It’s most likely that I will never to it again :)

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Jungkook: Hey hyung, wanna play an extreme sport?

Yoongi: Oh I already am.

Jungkook: What is it?

Yoongi: Living.

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Yoongi: *watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Jungkook, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Yoongi, driving away with Namjoon: Goodbye Jimin. Goodbye Jin hyung. Goodbye Jungkookie. Goodbye Tae. Goodbye Hobi. Bye Jimin.

Namjoon: You said goodbye to Jimin twice.

Yoongi: I like Jimin.

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Taehyung: You better stop raising your voice at me right now.

Seokjin: Or what?

Taehyung: I’ll... I’ll cry and I really don’t want to be embarrassed right now.

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*police sirens blaring in the distance*

Taehyung, who hasn’t done anything wrong in his life: They found me.

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Jungkook: It’s not gay if I want to date Tae but as bros, right?

Namjoon: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Seokjin, eating chips: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

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“Y’all ever realize lasagna is just spaghetti cake?”

- Kim Taehyung

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Yoongi: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Jimin a little bit.

Hoseok: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Yoongi: That’s our joint tombstone.

Hoseok: Ah, my mistake.

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Yoongi: I can’t believe you’re here. Why the fuck aren’t you in the hospital?

Jungkook, with a broken arm: I feel fine.

Jimin: That’s what we’re gonna put on your gravestone- He Felt Fine