NeedThatLove

Danish guy just posting shit I find funny, interesting, or just feel like posting... mostly inappropriate shit

[ama-nee]

Amen

[arararagi-kunn-blog]

[inneedoflovefromyou]

the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'

Youngest Son: Dad,whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? . Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? . Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity . Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? . Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy . Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million? . Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! . Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard !

[aoexlvr]

[inneedoflovefromyou]

Dabbing before it was cool

[mesovideo-blog]

[inneedoflovefromyou]

What

[stability]

[inneedoflovefromyou]

The beard growing strong

[inneedoflovefromyou]

"U arw so polite"

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if aliens actually visited earth, but during the jurrasic era, saw a t-rex and just noped their way out of here.

[bedfish]

[wigwams]

rise

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

russian boy in swamp is my new favourite meme 

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

i hope russian boy in swamp becomes your new favourite meme too

[leviejenrose-deactivated2021022]

This is the new spicy meme™ everyone hop on

[factory]

Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[diana-san]

To all those who mourn over a fictional character, your feelings are valid and I am with you.

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

the moment you find out what Hodor meant by Hodor the whole time

[inneedoflovefromyou]

Saddest thing that have and will ever happen in Game of Thrones

[misforstaaet]

Wake me up when average bodies aren’t described as “refreshing to see a curvy model”

(via misforstaaet)