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Working on six patron resumes only to return to my desk and work on my own 😵‍💫😮‍💨

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Ma’am I am not the notary’s caretaker; if the front desk says they’re coming then they’re coming

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Sir, trust me, I checked this morning to make sure you couldn’t see my cleavage; please look somewhere else

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sir please do not trim your nails at the desks

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when you’re worried about the incompleteness of your answer but the customer is happy anyway 🙌

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Sir, if you have the Plague, WHY ARE YOU HERE

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my child, no matter how many times you tell me that you saw sour patch kids in the very candy bucket through which I am now permitting you to dig, I am still incapable of conjuring sour candy out of thin air

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Sir if you knew the answer why did you just take up thirty minutes asking me?

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Sir this is not cellphone store; you cannot purchase minutes in here

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I’m not stupid, but I have to ask you stupid questions because you would not believe the shit that I’ve seen

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Can someone please tell management that technologically illiterate people are incapable of signing up for computer classes online

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Sir I love literature as much as the next librarian but we do exist in a capitalist, technological society and there is not enough financing for us to continue as a quiet building filled with “just books”

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Ma’am that specific service is a courtesy, not a right

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I’m sorry ma’am are you really asking for notary services ten minutes before closing?

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Actually sir, since you live out of county, your tax dollars do not pay for my job, so

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Yes they’ve never been to the library before and I get to tell them about ALL OUR COOL THINGS!!!

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Im sorry sir but I am not familiar with the street layout of a city halfway across the world please don’t get mad

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