YELLOWJACKETS SEASON ONE SENTECE STARTERS
❛ So what do you think really happened out there? ❜
❛ All I know is that what happened was a tragedy. ❜
❛ Is this really how you thought your life was gonna turn out? ❜
❛ I don’t give a shit what you meant, you smug little bitch. You don’t know a fucking thing about my life. ❜
❛ Want a quickie in the bathroom? ❜
❛ I’m pretty sure it’s exactly as bad as it looks. ❜
❛ I liked the saints. They were all so tragic. ❜
❛ You’re the only one who’s always been there for me. ❜
❛ You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. You know that, right? ❜
❛ We agreed. Say no more than we have to, stay out of the public eye. ❜
❛ We’re gonna need to change the bandages soon. And then hourly after that. ❜
❛ Are you trying to be adorable with me? Does that usually work for you? ❜
❛ You are so mad. And yet so wrong. ❜
❛ You crazy fucking bitch. ❜
❛ If you maybe want to maybe get a drink another 20 years from now, you’ll know how to reach me. ❜
❛ They’ll be here to rescue us by morning. ❜
❛ If poison ivy’s what kills me out here, then I deserve to die. ❜
❛ We think we know what we’re doing, but really we have no clue. ❜
❛ Wolves can kill anything if the pack’s big enough. ❜
❛ If you want me busting kneecaps, it’s gonna cost extra. ❜
❛ You know, you can learn so much about a person by going through their personal refuse. ❜
❛ You two are the worst for each other, and I don’t want to pull you out of that toxic shit again. ❜
❛ It’s so easy for you to judge others with your perfect life, right? ❜
❛ We might be stuck in the middle of nowhere, but, hey, at least there’s porn. ❜
❛ You’re beautiful when you’re honest. ❜
❛ Well, mainly, I’ve just been trying to channel you, so I’ve been being dark and deadpan. ❜
❛ Oh, please don’t be mad. It’s a really long drive home, and uncomfortable silences make me uncomfortable. ❜
❛ The worst is behind us, okay? We’re gonna be fine. ❜
❛ Are you kidding me right now? “A bad feeling”? I don’t believe in that shit, and you’re not going to either. ❜
❛ I don’t know what you’re so scared of. You’ve already got blood on your hands. ❜
❛ I think bad things happened here. ❜
❛ I think we should get together and strategize. You know, pop a few pins on the old corkboard. ❜
❛ Look, you can follow me or not, just don’t slow me down. ❜
❛ Is this some kind of sex thing? ❜
❛ I can already smell the ghosts of hangovers past. ❜
❛ Has anyone ever told you your obsession with biographical minutia is the opposite of a turn-on? ❜
❛ I know when you look at me, you don’t see someone you should be afraid of, but, you’re wrong. ❜
❛ Okay. Yes, ma'am/sir. I’ll perfectly calibrate my tone as I tell you to go fuck yourself. ❜
❛ You had to know I was, like, totally in love with you, right? ❜
❛ It doesn’t matter how shitty of parents they are. It still fucks you up when they’re gone. ❜
❛ I don’t understand why I’m the only one in this family who thinks that actions should have consequences. ❜
❛ Well, you’ve never been good at being anything other than yourself. Honestly, it’s your superpower. ❜
❛ You can’t keep not pitching in. People are noticing. ❜
❛ I don’t belong here, and I don’t know how much longer I can keep doing this. ❜
❛ Wait, is this a pep talk? Wow, that is so not your style. ❜
❛ Cheering people up is your thing. ❜
❛ You make people feel like things are gonna be okay just by showing up and…being your dumb, hot, awesome self. At least you always did that for me. ❜
❛ I feel like I just look like I fell off a Fifty Shades of Grey bus tour. ❜
❛ I just had a brainstorm. We should have a seance. ❜
❛ You’re so not fine. Do you think I can’t see that? ❜
❛ You poisoned me. Why? ❜
❛ Why can’t you accept the possibility that there are things in this world we don’t understand? ❜
❛ Please. Promise me you won’t do anything stupid. ❜
❛ I’d sell my firstborn for a cheesesteak right now. ❜
❛ I am beyond upset. I don’t even know who the hell you are right now. ❜
❛ It’s not your fault. What happened. ❜
❛ I can’t imagine how exhausting it must’ve been, always comparing yourself to someone so beautiful and smart. ❜
❛ You know, for someone who went through some shit of their own, it never ceases to amaze me how shut off you are to help. ❜
❛ I have no regrets. None. And I want you to know that. ❜
❛ I think I’m seeing things. In the Bible, people had visions, right? Like prophets and stuff? ❜
❛ The ‘50 s called, they want your dumbass attitude back. ❜
❛ Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don’t let the fact that you’re a terrible person keep you up tonight. ❜
❛ You’re not gonna talk me out of this. ❜
❛ And who knows? With you as our fearless fucking leader, we might actually make it. ❜
❛ I know that this makes me, like, this totally selfish asshole, but I don’t want you to go, okay? ❜
❛ You’re obviously hiding something from me, and it’s making me feel crazy. ❜
❛ What did I do? When did you stop wanting me to be your best friend? ❜
❛ I’m just saying, you know, if this was a horror movie, she’d be the villain, right? ❜
❛ Not the first time I’ve been held hostage. ❜
❛ You see, that is what we call leverage in my line of work. Let me go, and I’ll tell you everything I know. ❜
❛ You only have leverage if I am not willing to make you talk, which, in this case, means that you have no leverage at all. ❜
❛ You guys are just as fucked-up as I am. You’re just better at lying to yourselves. You’re not healthy. You’re not stable. You’re living on the brink, just like me. ❜
❛ Every single cell in your body wants to blow things up and see what happens. That’s who you are. ❜
❛ You know what? I really thought that we had something. Okay? And I thought this was… ❜
❛ I hate to break it to you, but we were just fucking. And your whole high school crush on me was really cute, but now it’s just pathetic. ❜
❛ If this is an anniversary present, you are three months and my entire personality off. ❜
❛ Relationships are bullshit anyway. Trust me. Whatever you did, she’ll get over it. ❜
❛ I’m pretty much the best friend you have right now. And that’s not much of a competition, is it? ❜
❛ If I’m being honest, not a single one of those things felt…real. ❜
❛ I’m the reason she went. And I’m the reason she got hurt. ❜
❛ It’s like if someone made me feel “it” … it wasn’t gonna be good for anybody, you know? ❜
❛ There is no “safe” anymore. ❜
❛ I wish I’d never fucking met you. ❜
❛ You don’t understand. I’m afraid I’m going to hurt you… Please. I am begging you. Please. Please, just go. ❜
❛ Hey. Look, nothing has happened yet. We can still fix this. Just need you to put down the knife. And we can talk this through. ❜
❛ We’ll drink rotten berries and celebrate our impending death. ❜
❛ You were never supposed to get involved in this. It just… It got out of control. ❜
❛ What do you mean, you killed someone? Like you murdered someone? ❜
❛ I can’t believe you thought I was going to book club this whole time. ❜
❛ When did we become these people who lie and cheat and do awful things and just stay together because…'cause why? ❜
❛ We’ve always been these people. Secrets have always been a part of us. ❜
❛ You could’ve talked to me about that, you know. For a long time, I thought maybe you might, but… ❜
❛ Friendship doesn’t matter. Love doesn’t matter. They’re just things that we use to pretend we aren’t gonna end up like dead cabin guy; like rotted-out husks in some bullshit attic. ❜
❛ Don’t you understand? You don’t matter anymore. ❜
❛ That’s enough of your weird fucking bullshit. Haven’t you done enough? ❜
❛ 12% of all killers are caught buying cleaning supplies. Also, regular bleach leaves behind hemoglobin for the luminol tests. ❜
❛ I think what you mean to say is, “Hi, [name]. It’s so great to see you after all this time. Thanks for swinging by and helping us cover up a murder.” ❜
❛ You know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my lover’s corpse. ❜
❛ I saw something. After…it happened. I don’t think I was dead. But I wasn’t really alive, either. I think I was, like…In-between. ❜
❛ I know what I saw. I don’t know what it meant. But I know I saw something. Something was out there with us. ❜
❛ We just howl at the moon now and have fucking orgies? ❜
❛ You’re so obsessed with yourself, I’m surprised you’re aware other people even exist. ❜
❛ I’m not jealous of you. I feel sorry for you. Because you’re weak. And I think that deep down, you know it. ❜
❛ I’d say it was soul-crushing, if I remembered what it felt like to have one. ❜
❛ So glad you’re joining us. We’ve been waiting for you. ❜
