"I leave it to my counsel to speak for me."

If you're here for an interview, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Now. If not, well... Emma is out right now, but my door is open. ((An indie RP blog for Lizzie Borden, accused axe-murderess of the 1890s.))

[killerxkyle]

[xpinkgoddessx]

Send me a "<3" if your muse is secretly in love with mine and doesn't quite know how to admit it.

[patervenator-deactivated2016021]

psa about rping with me

[the-grease-painted-lady]

Send one of the following for my muse's reaction (Cooking Edition)

"Okay, well, we’re never trying a recipe from Pintrest again."

"We were out of paprika so I used cayenne instead.  They’re basically the same, right?"

"You said burning water was impossible, so explain why the smoke detector’s going off."

"I didn’t know you could cook."

"The whole kitchen is flooded with dough.  You’re not allowed to use yeast ever again."

"Well, that does it.  I’m a vegetarian now."

"I told you I could cook."

"I kind of sliced my hand open and bled into the potatoes…is this fixable?"

[text]: Your birthday present is that I’m wearing whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and nothing else.  Hurry home.

"I’m allergic, dumbass."

"Is glitter edible?"

"Let me get this straight.  You found a unicorn, and your first response was to kill and cook it?"

"Just because you can add food coloring to something, that doesn’t mean you should."

"The good news is, dinner’s ready.  The bad news is, the kitchen’s on fire."

"You can never have too much garlic."

"In retrospect, I should have baked the cake before icing it."

[sorry-i-ramble]

Send me "black bird" for a darker memory of my muse's past

[innocentandaquitted]

Christmas ||Starter Sentences||

"Oh, my gosh, it's snowing!"

"Don't hang that there! Are you crazy?!"

"It's Christmas, don't be so down. Have fun!"

"Are you sure you have enough to buy that for him/her? It is pretty expensive, and you don't get your next paycheck til the week after Christmas."

"Care for a little bit of Christmas songs? No? Well, too bad!"

"Okay, who spiked the eggnog?!"

"Please don't act crazy like you did last Christmas... that was a disaster."

"Hey, in my defense, I had too much sugar, alright?!"

"What are you doing? Get down from there before you tangle yourself in the lights!"

"SANTA CLAUS IS ON FIRE!!"

"Maybe having an inflatable snowman next to our spiked fence wasn't such a good idea."

"We're out of cookies, but do you think Santa will settle for a salad?"

"No, no, no, you're supposed to put the lights on BEFORE the ornaments!"

"I did the star last time, it's your turn now."

"Your present's going to be a bit late... 9 months late, so to speak."

"Worst. Christmas. EVER."

"Y'know how you get a bit crazy on Christmas Eve? Yeah, don't do that this year."

"This is the best Christmas I've ever had in my entire life.."

"You missed the present-opening!"

"Time to open up the gifts!"

"You know what would be a great way to end this night? You and me, our clothes on the bedroom floor... get what I'm hinting at?"

"This is the ugliest sweater I've ever worn... I love it!"

"I just want to make someone else have a good Christmas."

"We can't really afford anything good this Christmas..."

"No, you're dressing up as Santa this year for the kids."

[innocentandaquitted]

                                            I am

                            m a n y          things and

                                    a    

                                          { h e r o }    is

                   none     of          them

[steppingonyourmoment--archi-blog]

when your partner hasn’t replied to a thread in a while and you were having a lot of feels about it, so now every once in a while you remember it like:

[inboxideas]

Your character finds mine collapsed over in so much pain they can't even speak or move. What does your character do?

[amyadamsource]

[innocentandaquitted]

Amy Adams attends the ‘Big Eyes’ New York premiere at Museum of Modern Art on December 15, 2014 in New York City

[littlelostcastiel-blog]

Open Rp

The bell above the bookshop’s door jingled cheerily, disturbing the peace Aziraphale had been enjoying. With out looking up for his novel the angel sighed and point to the left. “Intimate Books is next door that way. Have a lovely day.” It wasn’t the first time that he had to redirect someone that day and it was becoming irritating. He really need to get a sign that indicated where Intimate Books’ door was located.

[innocentandaquitted]

Lizzie leaned against the door and tried to control her breathing. She'd just been looking for a hiding place, but she wasn't going back out onto the streets now. Hopefully the shopkeeper wouldn't be too upset.

She tried to smile, and failed miserably. "I'm sorry, are you closed? I just need to pause for a minute, I swear, I... I won't cause you any trouble."

[thearrowpointstomydick]

Reblog if you’re a marvel rp blog or any blog that doesn’t mind interacting with marvel characters.

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

[innocentandaquitted]

[innocentandaquitted]

What flowers would your muse give to mine?

Put a flower or more in my inbox to show your muse's feelings for mine, anon or not:

AMARANTH: Broken-hearted

ANEMONE: Possessiveness

BEGONIA: Warning

BELLFLOWER: Gratitude

CANDYTUFT: Indifference

CARNATION (PINK): Protectiveness

CARNATION (YELLOW): Disdain

DILL: Lust

GERANIUM: Respect

IRIS: Inspiration

LARKSPUR: Familial affection

LAVENDER: Distrust

LILY (ORANGE): Hatred

LILY (RED): Professional relationship

LILY (WHITE): Regret

MARIGOLD: Jealousy

PANSY: Loving thoughts

PEONY: Shyness

PETUNIA: Anger and resentment

ROSE (ORANGE): Fascination

ROSE (RED): Romantic love

ROSE (PINK): Friendship

SUNFLOWER: Admiration

SYCAMORE: Curiosity

TUBEROSE: Pleasure

TULIP (WHITE): Forgiveness

TULIP (YELLOW): Insecurity

VIOLET: Loyalty

ZINNIA: Fear

[innocentandaquitted]

OOC: Sorry

((Gods, I feel like such a jerk at this point, but I'm on the tail end of a cold, so most of this weekend has been spent coughing and napping, and I'm not going to be on tonight because I do still need to go to school tomarrow, and I'm going to need every minute of sleep I can get. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... *sigh*))

((Under the cut is the list of people I owe replies to and people who I've messaged, but I don't know if tumblr ate it or not. Once again, I'm sorry for the inconvenience, I'll get back to you guys as soon as possible, okay?))

((And now, just to check in:))

I know I owe cxpt...

Natromanov-shield, I sent you a message the last time I was on, I was wondering if it went through?

Brokenwxnter, same to you.

Lets-film, did you  ever respond to that starter I made for you, because my notes say you only liked it, and that was a while ago...

[innocentandaquitted]

Arctic Monkeys Lyrics Meme

"How many secrets can you keep?"

"Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new."

"It's much less picturesque without her catching the light."

"I want it all."

"Isn't it hard to make up your mind?"

"I'm not sure if I should show you what I've found."

"Why'd you only call me when you're high?"

"I need a partner."

"Well, are you out tonight?"

"I wanna be yours."

"I know that getting you alone isn't easy to do."

"With the exception of you I dislike everyone in the room."

"There's not a net you couldn't slip through."

"Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist."

"I think you should know you're his/her favourite worst nightmare."

"The daggers are drawn."

"Who's the crooks in this crime?"

"Nothing seems as pretty as the past though."

"Remember when you used to be a rascal?"

"You are the only ones who know."

"Do me a favour, break my nose!"

"Do me a favour, tell me to go away!"

"Do me a favour, stop asking questions!"

"The more you open your mouth, the more you're forcing performance."

"If I'd have known then I wouldn't have said it."

"Do the bad thing."

"Take off your wedding ring."

"I probably still adore you with your hands around my neck."

"Tell me where, I'll meet you there."

"Please, can I call you her/his name?"

"I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky."

"All I wanna hear her/him say is "Are you mine?""

"Satisfaction feels like a distant memory."

"I've been trying to figure out exactly what it is I need."

"Stop making the eyes at me."

"What's happened to me?"

"You're looking pretty suspicious."

"You send a shiver down my spine"

"I saw this coming from the start."

"I feel like I've been in here before."

[thereaperincrimson-blog]

Reblog if your muse is someone who is real to you. Something that has real feelings, real urges, tells you things about themselves, and becomes a friend. Not just something that you control.