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I'm not just another guy running around with a bow and some arrows. I'm an master marksman, agent, and Avenger. The names's Clint Barton. || 18+ || Indie 616 Hawkeye || || Hearing Impaired Clint || ||NSFW || Icons are mine || ||FC: Charlie Hunnam || Tag: thearrowpointstomydick

[anotherbluntinstrument-blog]

“This may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, but arrogance and self awareness seldom go hand-in-hand.”

[thearrowpointstomydick]

OOC: if this gets like 25 likes or reblogs I’ll start this account up again.

[hawkateye]

[anotherbluntinstrument-blog]

“This may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, but arrogance and self awareness seldom go hand-in-hand.”

[thearrowpointstomydick]

OOC: if this gets like 25 likes or reblogs I’ll start this account up again.

[thearrowpointstomydick]

OOC: if this gets like 25 likes or reblogs I'll start this account up again.

[anotherbluntinstrument-blog]

“This may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, but arrogance and self awareness seldom go hand-in-hand.”

[rpmemes-andstuff-blog]

Starters for child muses.

[thearrowpointstomydick]

rpmemes-andstuff:

Feel free to add some in if you feel the need to.

Adult muse speaking to a child muse:

“You can’t come with, you’re too young.”

“Why is there a child here?”

“So, what do you usually do for fun.”

“What did those kids say to you?”

“There’s nothing under your bed.”

“Math has always sucked.”

“Excuse me, you should not be saying that. How old are you?”

Child to Adult

“My teacher gave me detention” 

“Let’s play a game.”

“Why does homework even exist?”

“I’m not a little kid anymore.” 

“I can reach the top shelf! I’m getting really tall.”

“Can we have a puppy?”

Child to Child

“Can I copy off of you?”

“Do you want to play house?”

“Do you want to have a sleepover?”

“My mom grounded me for what you did.”

“I can’t play with you anymore.”

[thearrowpointstomydick]

Gone Girl Quotes Sentence Starters (Warning:Swearing, Spoilers and Suicide Mentions)

+"What are you thinking?"

+"How are you feeling? "

+"What have we done to each other?"

+"What will we do?"

+"You fucking cunt!"

+"I'm the cunt you married"

+"I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt."

+"I killed for you.Who else can say that?"

+"We caused each other pain"

+"You two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living."

+"I picture cracking her/his lovely skull, unspooling her/his brain, trying to get answers. "

+"What's the laptop for?"

+"You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?"

+"Actually, I have never found that to be true."

+"Whoever took her/him is bound to bring her back."

+"Everyone knows that 'complicated' is a code word for bitch."

+"We're so cute. I wanna punch us in the face."

+"I will practice believing my (enter relationship status role) loves me but I could be wrong."

+"Whatever they found, I think it's safe to assume that it is very bad."

+"Amazing fucking (enter name here) is getting fucking married!"

+"When two people love each other and they can't make that work, that's the real tragedy."

+"(Enter name here) took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. "

+"She/He took and took from me until I no longer existed. That's murder."

+"Go, you're my voice of reason. I need you with me on this."

+"I didn't touch you!"

+"I want a blood test! I want a paternity test!"

+"I love tests."

+"Come home, (enter name here). I dare you."

+"The girl with the giant cum-on-me tits."

"Octopus and Scrabble?"

+"(Enter name and surname here). You're probably the most hated man in America right now. "

+"Did you kill your (enter relationship status role ex;wife,husband,fiancee,brother,etc),(enter name here)?"

+"Your parents literally plagiarized your childhood?"

+"I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."

+"All I'm trying to do is being nice to the people who are volunteering to help find (enter name here)"

+"Boo hoo, I got laid off. Guess I'll fuck a teenager."

+"Well, we have our first clue."

+"Life. I don't remember the point."

+"Do you really want to be the couple that has a baby to save their marriage?"

+"To fake a convincing murder you have to have discipline."

+"You need to bleed. A lot"

+"Happy Anniversary"

+"Make sure the cops will find it."

+"I'll go out on the water with a handful of pills and a pocket full of stones."

+"I forged the man/woman of my dreams. "

+"We were happy pretending to be other people. "

+"We were the happiest couple we knew. "

+"And what's the point of being together if you're not the happiest?"

+"She/He actually expected me to love him unconditionally."

+"You think I'd let him/her destroy me and end up happier than ever?"

+"She/He doesn't get to win"

+"Grown-ups suffer consequences"

+"(enter name here) loved who I was pretending to be"

[startshxtwithme]

Tell my muse lies about people they care for.

[thearrowpointstomydick]

                                                            ----    Clint (human crapsack) Barton

[thearrowpointstomydick]

       “♪ You beatin’ drum like dum di di dey, I love the dirty rhythm you play. ♪ “

[stormfly-fetch-deactivated20150]

Read people’s rules.

Read people’s rules.

Read. People’s. Rules!

[thearrowpointstomydick]

it’s 2am and i got a hair appointment early in the day. so if you wanna rp later please message me or like this post and i’ll message you about plotting or just a muse message. anyways sleep tight lovelies

[flamande]

A poem for mornings.

Coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee, Everyone shut up. Coffee.

[goodquoteco]

‘Are you always a smartass?’ ‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’

Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

(via hqlines)

[thearrowpointstomydick]

if you know active blogs for simon pegg characters please tell me pronto. it’s either i follow a million blogs and try to interact with them or make my own pegg character and go insane deciding.