[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[aries-saunter]

When u look at OP but this time it’s not one-time-i-dreamt

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[mnmnmnmn04]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[likeworriedfire]

This is literally how I feel right now

[wtfced]

best video on tumblr

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[catchymemes]

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[mysillycomics]

[videocraft]

[marsjoram]

these images contain the same aura whether i like it or not

[teenagerposts]

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[prozdvoices]

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Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[c-bassmeow]

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better