chuck bass’

[brokebackboys]

[thebootydiaries]

[on death row]

Prison guard: what do u want for your last meal

Me: hmm idk .. how about... no nvm ... idkkkk .. what ever u feel like having babe

[onlytwitterpics]

[aesthetiicly]

When your blog is running low on memes

[iwillnotremember]

Bae: so what do u want for ur bday

Me: nothing u are all I need

Me internally: Chanel no. 5, MIU MIU MU 13NS Sunglasses, PRADA Saffiano Cuir twin bag & Alexander Wang Gabi Booties with Rhodium Hardware

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[shrivelednips]

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

[memetans-deactivated20161021]

being 20+ on tumblr

[thebootydiaries]

person i love: hey, i care about you and genuinely like being around you

me: okay......... that sounds fake but alright

[thebootydiaries]

*dates my damn self*

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hauntedfruit]

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

[thoughts-ofawriter]

Write while tired, they said.

It will help your productivity, they said.

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[nge-deactivated20220127]

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

[thotograph]

me: I’m bored

my GPA: you can do them essays that are due next week

me:

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time