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(me reading a post about my astrological sign that doesn’t match me at all) haha wrong again. a triumphant day for Logic and Reason

iraffiruse

gothicprep

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

hardcore-ink

Everyone's getting a boyfriend or girlfriend and I'm just like.

meladoodle

haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.

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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

blissfulives

This is just perfect bless you girl preach

butthorn

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

autisticthassarian

omg

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I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

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#IT’S BACK

bigdisasterenergy

This post is my favorite thing on the internet.

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How often are you on stage when the thought, "Fuck I can't wait to be done with this set so I can release this explosive shit that's inside of me," pops into your head?

We had to cut a set short in Germany once because I sharted on stage :/