Watermechgooner2020 💦⚡️

I’m Brad/Herm/Hermy I like Dispatch and a ton of other shit, I’m a yume/self shipper with my main f/os being Robert and Waterboy (Watermech essentially) uhhh yeah I’m cool

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Happy pride here are some gay dogs❤️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Similar to Watermech being interrupted by z team

They were once interrupted by Beef during some heavy kissing

Robert looked down and did the muppet Beef voice

“Quit bein’ gay and give me my dinner!”

Herm insists they traumatized poor Beef despite them both still having clothes on

i love this idea so much. i had a similar thought before and that leads into my hc that now they always close the door before getting intimate so beef doesn't come in. herm feels so bad bout this, he genuinely feels like they traumatized beef. beef doesn't really care, actually.

[bensonndraws]

Are they still a thing?

[s0rinarl]

had no idea what I was trying to do with this one, I guess it's kind of loosely based off pin up art

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Line art is done!

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i feel like herm can be really stubborn in his own way. like yes, he's very obedient when it comes to listening to robert, but he can also just be very stubborn when he gets more comfortable with him.

one of the examples i can mention is the one i actually talked about before. sleeping together is cute and all, but herm just won't let robert leave. he clings to robert at night like he's life is depending on it. and whenever robert gets up to go to the toilet or something, it takes a whole while to get out herm's grip, listening to his stubborn, half-asleep protests, and even after that he comes back to his boyfriend being upset that he left him.

he's also very stubborn when robert tells him to stop doing janitors work around the office because they already have a new janitor. i don't think herm even gets paid for doing it. and like, he's stubborn whenever robert tells him he needs to rest more in general. i feel like with his granny and their million cats, his hero work + janitor work takes a lot of his time and effort and robert is genuinely worried about him. but herm keeps telling him that he's fine and he won't stop doing it.

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nsfw thought

when herm and robert first got together and started having sex, herm was very scared of being himself when they're doing it. he was scared to cry from pleasure, to moan and whimper like he usually does, to make a mess because of his hyperspermia. he was scared that it'll make robert mad that he made a mess and they'll never do it again. so he tried to suppress it, but he ended up getting too nervous about it and just cried in the middle of it. it was a mix of tears of pleasure and just herm's nerves getting to him. robert was telling him how well he was doing, that he can let it all out, and herm said he can't because then he'll make a mess and robert will be mad. robert asked why would he ever get mad at herm from... finishing? herm said that again, he'll make a mess! so they just stop for a sec. robert looks at herm who's starting to actually sob and asking if now robert's mad at him. robert asks, again, why would he ever get mad at herm? herm says that robert stopped, he must've be mad at him now. robert says he's not. he's just worried that herm is crying right now and it's not like... good tears. herm says that he's scared he'll make a mess and robert will get mad and they'll never do it again. robert says that no, he won't get mad. even if herm makes a mess, then it's good. it's good because it'll mean that robert is making him feel that good. herm says he never... looked at it like that. that his exes/hook-ups didn't like herm making a mess like this. that they would get mad and never do it with herm again.

robert genuinely considers finding herm's exes/hook-ups and killing them all.

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i feel like robert and herm are equally obsessed with each other

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Robert who is so tired, bone tired, eyes glassy and pouring hot coffee onto his upside down cup tired, but refuses to acknowledge it because he just can't sleep. He's too busy, too worked up, too scared of the nightmares.

So he's awake. Stumbling through his apartment as Chad watches on. Bumping bony hips into the kitchen countertop. Stubbing his toe on every corner. Yawning until his jaw cracks.

And Chad is so sick of it.

So he grabs his pathetic skinny wrist and drags his ass to his shitty couch. Laying on his back and pulling Robert on top of him, face burried in his chest and arms around his waist. And warm.

So warm.

"Sleep, Bob bob"

He kisses Robert's forhead, nose wrinkling at how dry and thin his skin is.

"M'not tired"

Is the mumbled reply he gets. Robert squirming for a moment, trying to fight it. But he gives in. Eyes closing, breaths turning shallow. Drooling and snoring. Unable to hear Chad's scoff as he holds him tighter and watches the sunset turn his still empty living room orange.

"Not tired my phat fucking ass"

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watermech thought with waterboy mpreg

so like, robert was probably still super stressed out about getting a child with herm at first. of course they planned it all out, they have enough money, they have their own place, they even spent years in therapy, everything is great. but he's still very worried about being a shitty parent. and he's also super worried about the fact that herm has to be the one being pregnant because... pregnancy is hard. and he feels bad that herm has to go through it.

so my thought was... what if they end up having twins? and they didn't know until their second ultrasound. and it's like, the doctor just goes "there you can your baby number one, and here's baby number two!" and herm and robert just loudly go "there's baby number two?"

so they come out of the room in absolute shock. herm is... okay with it. he just thinks that it makes sense that his baby bump is turning out bigger. while robert is worrying about the fact that he's making his husband go through absolute hell. being pregnant is hard as it is, but twins?? he's surprised herm didn't kill him on spot.

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a window

[tokuriart]

Why dis 🏴‍☠️ look so mad 😭😭😭

[bowhaus]

The window within

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[flamberttext]

same person who requested the beef stuff I was wondering if you had any more ideas regarding beef and Chad or just about beef and Robert In general I know he’s a chunky doggo but I do think he’d be a good emotional support dog!!!!!

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[jamqyu]

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥