Ride Or Die

I’m Amelia. I’m 22 and I just needed an escape from daily life

[amateur]

[americanbeautiies]

more aus that need to happen

youre a cute fireman lecturing me about how im an idiot who left candles on by accident but hey there 

you started banging at my door loudly at 3 am bc you got the wrong apartment and now i’m inviting you in for tea to bitch about the person you thought lived here

i may have been drunk and i may have fallen on top of you in the middle of a concert but thanks for helping me get cleaned up

ive walked past this cafe 4 times because im hopelessly lost but gdi stop laughing at me

[qvotable]

“Listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; Let’s go.”

— E.E. Cummings

[oysters-aint-for-me]

has anyone ever had the problem where you literally never want to do anything that you cannot reap benefits from immediately

like maybe I’m hungry but everything I have in the house at the moment would take 10+ minutes to prepare so I just……put off making the food for WAY longer than it would have taken to prepare the food when I first got hungry

Or i want to order some necessary thing online but the website says it will take a week to get here and i’m like “oh well fuck that” so I put off ordering it for like a week

Or if im like “I should clean my room because I like when it’s clean” but I know it’ll take me a couple hours so I don’t do it for like six months

It’s like there are only two times for me: right this instant and The Entire Rest Of The Future.

[strawberryoverlord]

That’s executive disfunction baby

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[inplainsight13-blog]

I feel sick to my stomach. I’m reading all this things that I never saw before. And I don’t know if reading them now is better than if had seen them when I should have. But I want to cry. I don’t know how to feel. I see all these tags. I see the notes. I know how you feel. And you may think that I’m lying or that I believe the lies that she fed me. But holy fuck. I shouldn’t even be in this situation. I’m happy. I’m fucking happy. Or I think I am. I hope I am. And why did I have to save them? Why do I keep wanting to read them? What is my Fucking obsession.

[the-doctors-sexiest-companion]

So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. 

link 1 | link 2

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[chewbacca]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

The Road To El Dorado (2000)

[inplainsight13-blog]

I Need Your Help

I used to use this website that everyone might be very familiar on here. It’s called The Thoughts Room and all of the other apps that it had. I never actually used the other apps but I really needed it today. And when I found it wasn’t up anymore I had a panic attack. This website has helped so many people and I don’t know what to do now. So I would like to create a website that is similar to that. But it is way out of my league to even build a website or how to go about it. I have a friend that is a web developer who is willing to help. I need your help for everything else. I need your minds to remember what was helpful about it, how it worked and honestly I need money to get this up and running.  I will be creating a go fund me website soon to get this up but if you have any thoughts ideas or just comments on this please reach out to me on here. 

[animusrox]

This time travel thing that we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about this. Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir The Russo Brothers

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[seasonallydefective]

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

[super-metroid]

i wish real life had savestates

[demilypyro]

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

[super-metroid]

wait which one was that?

[demilypyro]

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

[sharpieskunk]

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

[demilypyro]

nvm i take it back. great idea

[super-metroid]

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

[demilypyro]

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

[super-metroid]

[muirin007]

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

[frenchfrysplash]

PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PEOPLE

[forstarlitbeaches]

Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢

[imfemalewarrior]

Here’s a way our cast-off things can go on to do good in the world! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[animusrox]

The Mist (2007)

[branon42]

Mood.

[datmerrywanderertho]

peas unto you, motherfucker!

[callmebliss]

Peas on earth

[callmebliss]

Visualize hurled peas