Once more unto the breach @romeojuliet88 - Tumblr Blog

dragonleftovers

👀bad kids

samreich

CITATION NEEDED?!!!

robertreich

I guess we'll never know.

dropoutdottv

dad?

bumblebeebats

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

natjennie

how can you expect me to not cry when you show me this.

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

zoi-no-miko

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

simplykaren

patronsaint-ofmystery

the thing about brennan lee mulligan is that he’s not only a genius and one of the greatest creative minds of this generation, but he’s also just such a great person too. he has so much genuine love for everyone and everything around him and deeply cares about everything he does. it’s not just that he wants to make great art, it’s that he wants to make art that people enjoy both creating and consuming. he is kind and passionate and honest and empathetic.

adonischildsupportcase

specialty38-deactivated20200930

those is mcdonalds jeans?

ynfynytscrolltbh

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

lolt64

theres a hourse in the dirve through

tooies

could you please stay on topic

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

flipocrite

victusinveritas

Pope Francis told Vance "Fix your heart or die." And then he died. Absolute power move in theology, politics, and televised competitive ballroom dance.