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I Don't Think So Loverboy
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“Ha….. I look like at an idiot…. Geez….” His voice sounded a bit drained, letting out a rather dry chuckle while looking at the several glasses. “This was supposed to be going…. A different direction but……” Barnibus trailed off, feeling a small headache coming onto him, it felt like karma for drinking so much, which he deserves.
“Hey, it’s fine.” He said, waving a hand, signaling that it was fine and that it didn’t matter all that much, honestly, it didn’t, it was just that he didn’t want Barnibus to get too drunk or drink any more.
Well at least, he wasn’t too bothered by it from how he sounded. Next time they really should go somewhere else to avoid this. At the moment all Barnibus could do was gently smile at Alexander, seeing that he wasn’t upset at the small problem.
He chuckled softly upon seeing Barnibus smile, well, at least he didn’t seem to upset now. Next time, maybe they should go to… A park? Nah, each other’s houses? Actually probably not the best idea… the forest? He wasn’t sure…
Alexander smiled a bit before he spoke, “Hey, if it’s still bothering you how about I tell you some bad pickup lines to make you feel better?” He said with big grin.
He honestly had a lot of them, and they sure did make his friends smile and feel better because some were terrible and bad, while some, were pretty good..
“Pick up lines….?” His tone switched to immediate curiosity, how bad could they possibly be? He heard of some pick up lines and they sounded pretty good but bad? now this he had to hear.
“Please do tell…. I’m sure I could get a laugh out of this….” Barnibus waited for Alexander to tell the pick up lines, he was preparing himself to cringe and laugh at the same time, most likely going curling up from how bad it would sound to the two.
Without hesitation, with a grin, he began to throw them out quite quickly, all the ones he had on the top of his head, some were quite dirty, some were cheesy and cute and just embarrassing to just hear, as he said all of these, a big dorky smile played on his face, all in all, just his big smile could honestly make anyone else smile back.
“Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!~”
“Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.~”
“Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.”
“I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
“There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.”
“Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.~”
“Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!”
“I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!”
“I like every bone in your body, especially mine.”
“I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”
“Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.~”
Many came from him, and some were so silly and such, it honestly could make anyone smile or blush right away with each and every word that flowed from his lips.
As soon as Barnibus heard those cheesy, painful line he couldn’t help himself but to laugh at how ridiculous they were. It caused a small flush to appear upon his cheeks, enjoying himself quite a bit. Yes some were suggestive but clearly Alexander wasn’t for real when stating them.
“My god those are quite ridiculous!” He snorted a bit, clenching a bit on his stomach. That certainly cheered Barnibus up with up a doubt. For some reason Barnibus had felt flattered when hearing them, it had a very, cheesy yet charming vibe that just couldn’t seem to get that out of Barnibus’s head.
It took a bit for him to calm down to what seemed to be very funny before regaining some of his composure. “That was quite.... Charming” A small smile appeared along side his face, wow, Alexander really knew how to pull some people even, even if just by his voice!
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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“Ha….. I look like at an idiot…. Geez….” His voice sounded a bit drained, letting out a rather dry chuckle while looking at the several glasses. “This was supposed to be going…. A different direction but……” Barnibus trailed off, feeling a small headache coming onto him, it felt like karma for drinking so much, which he deserves.
“Hey, it’s fine.” He said, waving a hand, signaling that it was fine and that it didn’t matter all that much, honestly, it didn’t, it was just that he didn’t want Barnibus to get too drunk or drink any more.
Well at least, he wasn’t too bothered by it from how he sounded. Next time they really should go somewhere else to avoid this. At the moment all Barnibus could do was gently smile at Alexander, seeing that he wasn’t upset at the small problem.
He chuckled softly upon seeing Barnibus smile, well, at least he didn’t seem to upset now. Next time, maybe they should go to… A park? Nah, each other’s houses? Actually probably not the best idea… the forest? He wasn’t sure…
Alexander smiled a bit before he spoke, “Hey, if it’s still bothering you how about I tell you some bad pickup lines to make you feel better?” He said with big grin.
He honestly had a lot of them, and they sure did make his friends smile and feel better because some were terrible and bad, while some, were pretty good..
“Pick up lines....?” His tone switched to immediate curiosity, how bad could they possibly be? He heard of some pick up lines and they sounded pretty good but bad? now this he had to hear.
“Please do tell.... I’m sure I could get a laugh out of this....” Barnibus waited for Alexander to tell the pick up lines, he was preparing himself to cringe and laugh at the same time, most likely going curling up from how bad it would sound to the two.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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“Ha….. I look like at an idiot…. Geez….” His voice sounded a bit drained, letting out a rather dry chuckle while looking at the several glasses. “This was supposed to be going…. A different direction but……” Barnibus trailed off, feeling a small headache coming onto him, it felt like karma for drinking so much, which he deserves.
“Hey, it’s fine.” He said, waving a hand, signaling that it was fine and that it didn’t matter all that much, honestly, it didn’t, it was just that he didn’t want Barnibus to get too drunk or drink any more.
Well at least, he wasn’t too bothered by it from how he sounded. Next time they really should go somewhere else to avoid this. At the moment all Barnibus could do was gently smile at Alexander, seeing that he wasn’t upset at the small problem.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. “It’s not funny you ass…!” The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional ‘suggestions’ this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
“It is funny-” He breathed out laughing a bit, but it didn’t take him too long to calm down, the punch didn’t seem to affect him at all, he didn’t flinch, rub his arm, complain, or anything along most reactions people would do when they are hit in the arm.
When Alexander had saw Barnibus get up, he was quick to speak, “Don’t drink to much love.~” He said with a big goofy grin on his face as he let out a soft chuckle, hopefully he didn’t upset Barnibus, he was just having a bit of fun.
Without a doubt, Barnibus come back with as much drinks he can fit in his hands, placing them down and quickly drinking them. He was still sulking a bit but the more he drank the more he felt himself getting happier and laid back onto the seat, chuckling softly while cringing the slight bitterness the drink had to it..
He was surprised to see the amount of drinks Barnibus brought over, did him laughing really bother the other that much? He was just laughing, and how Barnibus’s words could be taken could easily be done by anyone.
Oh jesus christ he’s drinking pretty quickly, “Don’t get too drunk babe.” Alexander said casually as he began to roll the sleeve on his left arm to cover the robotic prosthetic up, his bright eyes watching as each of the drinks were quickly drank up.
He wasn’t even bothered by the laughter anymore, he just felt like a fool. Rather then taking the laughter normally he instead took large quantities of his drinks very quickly, not realizing that he was nearly finished with the last one. He felt a bit heavy now but that didn’t matter, he felt much better now.
“Shhhhhhhh…. I can handle this….!” He slurred a bit. Maybe getting very heavy drinks wasn’t the best idea…. It was most likely the worst idea he had but man did the drinks taste amazing. Not only that, he needed to loosen up a bit at least.
“It sure as hell doesn’t look like it.” He responded back, his eyebrows furrowing, was Barnibus really getting drunk right now? Didn’t he say that he wasn’t going to drink too much? Guess Barnibus lied then. What the hell is he going to do if Barnibus gets drunk as hell? He sure as hell isn’t going to put him in his car because he doesn’t want vomit in it either.
All Barnibus could really do was snicker and chuckle under his breath towards Alexander’s response, crossing his arms as he finished the last drink and placed it back on the table. He could of sworn he started seeing at least two of most if not all things. No matter, he’ll be alright, at least he thought so.
“I’m serious! I’m totally fine!” He could help but laugh a bit louder, failing to be serious when noticing Alexander’s furrowed eyebrows. “I’ll be fine I promise haha!”
“That is a load of bull.” He said crossing his arms, yeah, Barnibus is drunk for sure, he could see clearly, from how he laughed and his body language, really now, he should make sure Barnibus doesn’t drink anymore, maybe the bar was a bad idea after all….
“Alright alright. I won’t drink more I promise.” He rose his hands up in defeat and leaned back in the seat, the smile slowly decreasing as his arms loosened a bit. His eyes closed while trying to calm himself down rather then looking worse, which was a bit too late for that. Now that he finally took some slow and steady breaths he finally gained some of his common sense and sighed.
“Ok…. I’m calm….. Sorry.” Barnibus tried to look as serious as possible; he did gain his vision back at some point but of course he still felt dizzy.
“It’s fine… Just relax.” He said softly, letting out a sigh, running his fingers though his orange hair, his bright eyes moving from the empty glasses to look up at Barnibus, a much softer and relaxed expression on his face.
“Ha..... I look like at an idiot.... Geez....” His voice sounded a bit drained, letting out a rather dry chuckle while looking at the several glasses. “This was supposed to be going.... A different direction but......” Barnibus trailed off, feeling a small headache coming onto him, it felt like karma for drinking so much, which he deserves.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. “It’s not funny you ass…!” The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional ‘suggestions’ this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
“It is funny-” He breathed out laughing a bit, but it didn’t take him too long to calm down, the punch didn’t seem to affect him at all, he didn’t flinch, rub his arm, complain, or anything along most reactions people would do when they are hit in the arm.
When Alexander had saw Barnibus get up, he was quick to speak, “Don’t drink to much love.~” He said with a big goofy grin on his face as he let out a soft chuckle, hopefully he didn’t upset Barnibus, he was just having a bit of fun.
Without a doubt, Barnibus come back with as much drinks he can fit in his hands, placing them down and quickly drinking them. He was still sulking a bit but the more he drank the more he felt himself getting happier and laid back onto the seat, chuckling softly while cringing the slight bitterness the drink had to it..
He was surprised to see the amount of drinks Barnibus brought over, did him laughing really bother the other that much? He was just laughing, and how Barnibus’s words could be taken could easily be done by anyone.
Oh jesus christ he’s drinking pretty quickly, “Don’t get too drunk babe.” Alexander said casually as he began to roll the sleeve on his left arm to cover the robotic prosthetic up, his bright eyes watching as each of the drinks were quickly drank up.
He wasn’t even bothered by the laughter anymore, he just felt like a fool. Rather then taking the laughter normally he instead took large quantities of his drinks very quickly, not realizing that he was nearly finished with the last one. He felt a bit heavy now but that didn’t matter, he felt much better now.
“Shhhhhhhh…. I can handle this….!” He slurred a bit. Maybe getting very heavy drinks wasn’t the best idea…. It was most likely the worst idea he had but man did the drinks taste amazing. Not only that, he needed to loosen up a bit at least.
“It sure as hell doesn’t look like it.” He responded back, his eyebrows furrowing, was Barnibus really getting drunk right now? Didn’t he say that he wasn’t going to drink too much? Guess Barnibus lied then. What the hell is he going to do if Barnibus gets drunk as hell? He sure as hell isn’t going to put him in his car because he doesn’t want vomit in it either.
All Barnibus could really do was snicker and chuckle under his breath towards Alexander’s response, crossing his arms as he finished the last drink and placed it back on the table. He could of sworn he started seeing at least two of most if not all things. No matter, he’ll be alright, at least he thought so.
“I’m serious! I’m totally fine!” He could help but laugh a bit louder, failing to be serious when noticing Alexander’s furrowed eyebrows. “I’ll be fine I promise haha!”
“That is a load of bull.” He said crossing his arms, yeah, Barnibus is drunk for sure, he could see clearly, from how he laughed and his body language, really now, he should make sure Barnibus doesn’t drink anymore, maybe the bar was a bad idea after all….
"Alright alright. I won't drink more I promise." He rose his hands up in defeat and leaned back in the seat, the smile slowly decreasing as his arms loosened a bit. His eyes closed while trying to calm himself down rather then looking worse, which was a bit too late for that. Now that he finally took some slow and steady breaths he finally gained some of his common sense and sighed.
"Ok.... I'm calm..... Sorry." Barnibus tried to look as serious as possible; he did gain his vision back at some point but of course he still felt dizzy.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. “It’s not funny you ass…!” The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional ‘suggestions’ this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
“It is funny-” He breathed out laughing a bit, but it didn’t take him too long to calm down, the punch didn’t seem to affect him at all, he didn’t flinch, rub his arm, complain, or anything along most reactions people would do when they are hit in the arm.
When Alexander had saw Barnibus get up, he was quick to speak, “Don’t drink to much love.~” He said with a big goofy grin on his face as he let out a soft chuckle, hopefully he didn’t upset Barnibus, he was just having a bit of fun.
Without a doubt, Barnibus come back with as much drinks he can fit in his hands, placing them down and quickly drinking them. He was still sulking a bit but the more he drank the more he felt himself getting happier and laid back onto the seat, chuckling softly while cringing the slight bitterness the drink had to it..
He was surprised to see the amount of drinks Barnibus brought over, did him laughing really bother the other that much? He was just laughing, and how Barnibus’s words could be taken could easily be done by anyone.
Oh jesus christ he’s drinking pretty quickly, “Don’t get too drunk babe.” Alexander said casually as he began to roll the sleeve on his left arm to cover the robotic prosthetic up, his bright eyes watching as each of the drinks were quickly drank up.
He wasn’t even bothered by the laughter anymore, he just felt like a fool. Rather then taking the laughter normally he instead took large quantities of his drinks very quickly, not realizing that he was nearly finished with the last one. He felt a bit heavy now but that didn’t matter, he felt much better now.
“Shhhhhhhh…. I can handle this….!” He slurred a bit. Maybe getting very heavy drinks wasn’t the best idea…. It was most likely the worst idea he had but man did the drinks taste amazing. Not only that, he needed to loosen up a bit at least.
“It sure as hell doesn’t look like it.” He responded back, his eyebrows furrowing, was Barnibus really getting drunk right now? Didn’t he say that he wasn’t going to drink too much? Guess Barnibus lied then. What the hell is he going to do if Barnibus gets drunk as hell? He sure as hell isn’t going to put him in his car because he doesn’t want vomit in it either.
All Barnibus could really do was snicker and chuckle under his breath towards Alexander’s response, crossing his arms as he finished the last drink and placed it back on the table. He could of sworn he started seeing at least two of most if not all things. No matter, he’ll be alright, at least he thought so.
“I’m serious! I’m totally fine!” He could help but laugh a bit louder, failing to be serious when noticing Alexander’s furrowed eyebrows. “I’ll be fine I promise haha!”
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. “It’s not funny you ass…!” The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional ‘suggestions’ this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
“It is funny-” He breathed out laughing a bit, but it didn’t take him too long to calm down, the punch didn’t seem to affect him at all, he didn’t flinch, rub his arm, complain, or anything along most reactions people would do when they are hit in the arm.
When Alexander had saw Barnibus get up, he was quick to speak, “Don’t drink to much love.~” He said with a big goofy grin on his face as he let out a soft chuckle, hopefully he didn’t upset Barnibus, he was just having a bit of fun.
Without a doubt, Barnibus come back with as much drinks he can fit in his hands, placing them down and quickly drinking them. He was still sulking a bit but the more he drank the more he felt himself getting happier and laid back onto the seat, chuckling softly while cringing the slight bitterness the drink had to it..
He was surprised to see the amount of drinks Barnibus brought over, did him laughing really bother the other that much? He was just laughing, and how Barnibus’s words could be taken could easily be done by anyone.
Oh jesus christ he’s drinking pretty quickly, “Don’t get too drunk babe.” Alexander said casually as he began to roll the sleeve on his left arm to cover the robotic prosthetic up, his bright eyes watching as each of the drinks were quickly drank up.
He wasn’t even bothered by the laughter anymore, he just felt like a fool. Rather then taking the laughter normally he instead took large quantities of his drinks very quickly, not realizing that he was nearly finished with the last one. He felt a bit heavy now but that didn’t matter, he felt much better now.
“Shhhhhhhh.... I can handle this....!” He slurred a bit. Maybe getting very heavy drinks wasn’t the best idea.... It was most likely the worst idea he had but man did the drinks taste amazing. Not only that, he needed to loosen up a bit at least.
((Guys I’m still trying to find the right voices for Barnibus and maybe Vincent, anyone got ideas on how they might sound like?))
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. “It’s not funny you ass…!” The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional ‘suggestions’ this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
“It is funny-” He breathed out laughing a bit, but it didn’t take him too long to calm down, the punch didn’t seem to affect him at all, he didn’t flinch, rub his arm, complain, or anything along most reactions people would do when they are hit in the arm.
When Alexander had saw Barnibus get up, he was quick to speak, “Don’t drink to much love.~” He said with a big goofy grin on his face as he let out a soft chuckle, hopefully he didn’t upset Barnibus, he was just having a bit of fun.
Without a doubt, Barnibus come back with as much drinks he can fit in his hands, placing them down and quickly drinking them. He was still sulking a bit but the more he drank the more he felt himself getting happier and laid back onto the seat, chuckling softly while cringing the slight bitterness the drink had to it..
I Don't Think So Loverboy
inproba-scelus:
Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention…. Ugh….!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
He snorted, still having a laughing bit as he covered his mouth, christ, he must of really found it funny, his face flushed a bit now from laughing quite some, “It’s fine-” Alexander managed to wheeze out laughing a bit still, he wasn’t even trying and he still managed to look quite attractive, especially when he was laughing and smiling quite genuinely.
He shot a glare, punching his arm before recovering his face again. "It's not funny you ass...!" The more Alexander laughed the most flustered Barnibus had become. From talking about his arm to pointing out his unintentional 'suggestions' this was no doubt one of the weirdest moments Barnibus had with anyone.
His head laid upon the table before getting up without warning to get heavier drinks, this was going at be a mistake but he really needed one right now.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
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Seriously this man really had such lovely eyes. Why was Alexander such a curious looking man? Baffled Barnibus saw that he was finished with his phone and was smiling at him, what was with that simple smile? How should he react to that? He fidgeted a bit before smiling back; it felt a bit weird since it wasn’t really texting but actually seeing each other again. “Was your time here just fine while I wasn’t here…?” Barnibus finally spoke, swirling his finger against the rim of his drink slowly.
“It was alright, it could of went..better.” He said softly as the metal fingers of his prosthetic tapped the wooden table, he was pretty calm, and well, he was alright with Barnibus looking and/or checking out his prosthetic already since that seemed to interest him the most when they were texting each other.
“I see…” He took a sip of his light drink, staring at the arm for quite some some now. “Hey um….. May I see your arm…?” He blurted out when hearing the metallic finger gently tap along the surface. The arm looked alright, it wasn’t rusty and it seemed to be kept in a good condition.
“Of course.” He said, now grinning a bit, after that, he rolled up his sleeve that covered the arm some, exposing the prosthetic completely, from the looks of it, it was his forearm, and it was connected/pressed against the flesh, and seemed to have no wires tangled around his arm and such, the metal was a very nice matte black and was high quality from what it seems, and any seams on the metal looked to be closed tightly to the point where liquid or dust will not get into it.
Any skin near where the prosthetic connected seemed to be scarred quite badly, thick obvious scars and some were thinner and lighter, almost invisible.
Immediately he gently touched along his arm, gasping softly at how smooth it felt. His fingers glided along the metal so easily it made him smile happily. One hand seemed to be touching the fingers while the other went close to where the arm had been cut. With his thumb Barnibus gently pressed along the scarring, letting out small sounds of interest. “This is so interesting…. I don’t see stuff like this often……. Sorry if I seem a bit weird I’m just… Drawn by this piece of work…!” He’s was getting too excited but he doesn’t care right now.
“Who made this for you Alexander??? They did a marvelous job….” He looked at his normal hand and began to compare it side by side, not realizing that he reached out for his other hand to do so. “You are a very mysterious man to me…. I wonder what other things you have along your body….”
He let out a chuckle, watching Barnibus examine his arm and feeling his thumb press against the messy scarring, he listened to his words, but he was slightly surprised having Barnibus grab his other hand to compare them, and they were similar in size, and he seemed to be able to move both the joints quite easily.
Alexander grinned and responded, “That’s a secret…” He said softly, but hearing his last comment, he chuckled softly and he purred out his words, his voice coming out absolute smooth voice, bright orange, half lidded eyes moving to make eye contact.
“Wouldn’t you love to know…~” Aaaand he managed to make Barnibus’s comment suggestive.
“Well of course I would love to know. If I didn’t I wouldn’t have said it now would I?” He blinked, clearly not seeing how suggestive he sounded. He looked very serious but his eyes read complete curiosity. Barnibus scooted closer to get a better look, feeling and recognizing the crease on his arm, having a very bright smile and he was enjoying himself way too much. “You don’t have to show me but it would be nice to be able to see what else you have.” He doesn’t realize what he says can sound suggestive, he never really even thought of anything suggestive at the moment.
“You must be very confident with yourself. You are quite fit and good looking. Obviously many enjoy your presence which is very good is it not? I’m quite jealous, you seem very interesting and open while I simply am bland and stand-offish haha.”
He stared at Barnibus now, his expression blank before he began to crack up, letting out a snort, laughing some, Oh man, does he not hear himself, what he’s saying?? It was quite funny that Barnibus isn’t realizing how his words sounded and such, a large, but attractive grin/smile playing on his face.
“Oh man, if only you could hear what you are saying and how it sounds-” Alexander breathed out, pulling a hand away, the non prosthetic one to be more specific to cover his mouth as he tried to contain his laugh.
“I am quite confident, I know, but you being jealous was unexpected.” He said still laughing a bit with that smile of his.
What was Alexander laughing about? Did he say something funny? Barnibus recollected his thoughts, trying to see if anything he said could have been remotely funny to him. From there his thoughts stopped as he heard Alexander. “You are laughing quite a lot….! What did I say?….” He asked, resting his head on his hand while cocking a eyebrow. Barnibus’s eyes had rolled a bit when still hearing the small laugh escape Alexander’s lips, still confused on what he found funny.
He didn’t really expect for Alexander to respond to his slight jealously, eyes widening a bit in surprise that he didn’t expect it. “What do you mean unexpected?” He asked once more.
“’It would be nice to see what else you have’ and ‘I wonder what other things you have along your body’” He wheezed out, saying exactly what Barnibus had said, letting out a laugh again, he was having a small laughing fit due to his words. His words could easily be taken a certain way if Barnibus wasn’t careful!
Due to Alexander’s small laughing fit, he didn’t seem to hear Barnibus’s last question, quite distracted with how Barnibus’s words came out.
Barnibus still didn’t get it at first, that is, till he saw the correlation Alexander was getting at, causing him to blush heavily from embarrassment. Why did he have to put it like that!? How embarrassing! Is that what he found funny? His blush spread to his ears, covering his face with his jacket, he couldn’t bear to look at him now that he made a fool of himself.
“I-I’m so sorry Alexander!!! I really should’ve paid attention.... Ugh....!!!” He groaned, shaking his head while peaking through his jacket.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
inproba-scelus:
Seriously this man really had such lovely eyes. Why was Alexander such a curious looking man? Baffled Barnibus saw that he was finished with his phone and was smiling at him, what was with that simple smile? How should he react to that? He fidgeted a bit before smiling back; it felt a bit weird since it wasn’t really texting but actually seeing each other again. “Was your time here just fine while I wasn’t here…?” Barnibus finally spoke, swirling his finger against the rim of his drink slowly.
“It was alright, it could of went..better.” He said softly as the metal fingers of his prosthetic tapped the wooden table, he was pretty calm, and well, he was alright with Barnibus looking and/or checking out his prosthetic already since that seemed to interest him the most when they were texting each other.
“I see…” He took a sip of his light drink, staring at the arm for quite some some now. “Hey um….. May I see your arm…?” He blurted out when hearing the metallic finger gently tap along the surface. The arm looked alright, it wasn’t rusty and it seemed to be kept in a good condition.
“Of course.” He said, now grinning a bit, after that, he rolled up his sleeve that covered the arm some, exposing the prosthetic completely, from the looks of it, it was his forearm, and it was connected/pressed against the flesh, and seemed to have no wires tangled around his arm and such, the metal was a very nice matte black and was high quality from what it seems, and any seams on the metal looked to be closed tightly to the point where liquid or dust will not get into it.
Any skin near where the prosthetic connected seemed to be scarred quite badly, thick obvious scars and some were thinner and lighter, almost invisible.
Immediately he gently touched along his arm, gasping softly at how smooth it felt. His fingers glided along the metal so easily it made him smile happily. One hand seemed to be touching the fingers while the other went close to where the arm had been cut. With his thumb Barnibus gently pressed along the scarring, letting out small sounds of interest. “This is so interesting…. I don’t see stuff like this often……. Sorry if I seem a bit weird I’m just… Drawn by this piece of work…!” He’s was getting too excited but he doesn’t care right now.
“Who made this for you Alexander??? They did a marvelous job….” He looked at his normal hand and began to compare it side by side, not realizing that he reached out for his other hand to do so. “You are a very mysterious man to me…. I wonder what other things you have along your body….”
He let out a chuckle, watching Barnibus examine his arm and feeling his thumb press against the messy scarring, he listened to his words, but he was slightly surprised having Barnibus grab his other hand to compare them, and they were similar in size, and he seemed to be able to move both the joints quite easily.
Alexander grinned and responded, “That’s a secret…” He said softly, but hearing his last comment, he chuckled softly and he purred out his words, his voice coming out absolute smooth voice, bright orange, half lidded eyes moving to make eye contact.
“Wouldn’t you love to know…~” Aaaand he managed to make Barnibus’s comment suggestive.
“Well of course I would love to know. If I didn’t I wouldn’t have said it now would I?” He blinked, clearly not seeing how suggestive he sounded. He looked very serious but his eyes read complete curiosity. Barnibus scooted closer to get a better look, feeling and recognizing the crease on his arm, having a very bright smile and he was enjoying himself way too much. “You don’t have to show me but it would be nice to be able to see what else you have.” He doesn’t realize what he says can sound suggestive, he never really even thought of anything suggestive at the moment.
“You must be very confident with yourself. You are quite fit and good looking. Obviously many enjoy your presence which is very good is it not? I’m quite jealous, you seem very interesting and open while I simply am bland and stand-offish haha.”
He stared at Barnibus now, his expression blank before he began to crack up, letting out a snort, laughing some, Oh man, does he not hear himself, what he’s saying?? It was quite funny that Barnibus isn’t realizing how his words sounded and such, a large, but attractive grin/smile playing on his face.
“Oh man, if only you could hear what you are saying and how it sounds-” Alexander breathed out, pulling a hand away, the non prosthetic one to be more specific to cover his mouth as he tried to contain his laugh.
“I am quite confident, I know, but you being jealous was unexpected.” He said still laughing a bit with that smile of his.
What was Alexander laughing about? Did he say something funny? Barnibus recollected his thoughts, trying to see if anything he said could have been remotely funny to him. From there his thoughts stopped as he heard Alexander. “You are laughing quite a lot....! What did I say?....” He asked, resting his head on his hand while cocking a eyebrow. Barnibus’s eyes had rolled a bit when still hearing the small laugh escape Alexander’s lips, still confused on what he found funny.
He didn’t really expect for Alexander to respond to his slight jealously, eyes widening a bit in surprise that he didn’t expect it. “What do you mean unexpected?” He asked once more.
I Don't Think So Loverboy
inproba-scelus:
Seriously this man really had such lovely eyes. Why was Alexander such a curious looking man? Baffled Barnibus saw that he was finished with his phone and was smiling at him, what was with that simple smile? How should he react to that? He fidgeted a bit before smiling back; it felt a bit weird since it wasn’t really texting but actually seeing each other again. “Was your time here just fine while I wasn’t here…?” Barnibus finally spoke, swirling his finger against the rim of his drink slowly.
“It was alright, it could of went..better.” He said softly as the metal fingers of his prosthetic tapped the wooden table, he was pretty calm, and well, he was alright with Barnibus looking and/or checking out his prosthetic already since that seemed to interest him the most when they were texting each other.
“I see…” He took a sip of his light drink, staring at the arm for quite some some now. “Hey um….. May I see your arm…?” He blurted out when hearing the metallic finger gently tap along the surface. The arm looked alright, it wasn’t rusty and it seemed to be kept in a good condition.
“Of course.” He said, now grinning a bit, after that, he rolled up his sleeve that covered the arm some, exposing the prosthetic completely, from the looks of it, it was his forearm, and it was connected/pressed against the flesh, and seemed to have no wires tangled around his arm and such, the metal was a very nice matte black and was high quality from what it seems, and any seams on the metal looked to be closed tightly to the point where liquid or dust will not get into it.
Any skin near where the prosthetic connected seemed to be scarred quite badly, thick obvious scars and some were thinner and lighter, almost invisible.
Immediately he gently touched along his arm, gasping softly at how smooth it felt. His fingers glided along the metal so easily it made him smile happily. One hand seemed to be touching the fingers while the other went close to where the arm had been cut. With his thumb Barnibus gently pressed along the scarring, letting out small sounds of interest. “This is so interesting…. I don’t see stuff like this often……. Sorry if I seem a bit weird I’m just… Drawn by this piece of work…!” He’s was getting too excited but he doesn’t care right now.
“Who made this for you Alexander??? They did a marvelous job….” He looked at his normal hand and began to compare it side by side, not realizing that he reached out for his other hand to do so. “You are a very mysterious man to me…. I wonder what other things you have along your body….”
He let out a chuckle, watching Barnibus examine his arm and feeling his thumb press against the messy scarring, he listened to his words, but he was slightly surprised having Barnibus grab his other hand to compare them, and they were similar in size, and he seemed to be able to move both the joints quite easily.
Alexander grinned and responded, “That’s a secret…” He said softly, but hearing his last comment, he chuckled softly and he purred out his words, his voice coming out absolute smooth voice, bright orange, half lidded eyes moving to make eye contact.
“Wouldn’t you love to know…~” Aaaand he managed to make Barnibus’s comment suggestive.
"Well of course I would love to know. If I didn't I wouldn't have said it now would I?" He blinked, clearly not seeing how suggestive he sounded. He looked very serious but his eyes read complete curiosity. Barnibus scooted closer to get a better look, feeling and recognizing the crease on his arm, having a very bright smile and he was enjoying himself way too much. "You don't have to show me but it would be nice to be able to see what else you have." He doesn't realize what he says can sound suggestive, he never really even thought of anything suggestive at the moment.
"You must be very confident with yourself. You are quite fit and good looking. Obviously many enjoy your presence which is very good is it not? I'm quite jealous, you seem very interesting and open while I simply am bland and stand-offish haha."
I Don't Think So Loverboy
inproba-scelus:
Seriously this man really had such lovely eyes. Why was Alexander such a curious looking man? Baffled Barnibus saw that he was finished with his phone and was smiling at him, what was with that simple smile? How should he react to that? He fidgeted a bit before smiling back; it felt a bit weird since it wasn’t really texting but actually seeing each other again. “Was your time here just fine while I wasn’t here…?” Barnibus finally spoke, swirling his finger against the rim of his drink slowly.
“It was alright, it could of went..better.” He said softly as the metal fingers of his prosthetic tapped the wooden table, he was pretty calm, and well, he was alright with Barnibus looking and/or checking out his prosthetic already since that seemed to interest him the most when they were texting each other.
“I see…” He took a sip of his light drink, staring at the arm for quite some some now. “Hey um….. May I see your arm…?” He blurted out when hearing the metallic finger gently tap along the surface. The arm looked alright, it wasn’t rusty and it seemed to be kept in a good condition.
“Of course.” He said, now grinning a bit, after that, he rolled up his sleeve that covered the arm some, exposing the prosthetic completely, from the looks of it, it was his forearm, and it was connected/pressed against the flesh, and seemed to have no wires tangled around his arm and such, the metal was a very nice matte black and was high quality from what it seems, and any seams on the metal looked to be closed tightly to the point where liquid or dust will not get into it.
Any skin near where the prosthetic connected seemed to be scarred quite badly, thick obvious scars and some were thinner and lighter, almost invisible.
Immediately he gently touched along his arm, gasping softly at how smooth it felt. His fingers glided along the metal so easily it made him smile happily. One hand seemed to be touching the fingers while the other went close to where the arm had been cut. With his thumb Barnibus gently pressed along the scarring, letting out small sounds of interest. "This is so interesting.... I don't see stuff like this often....... Sorry if I seem a bit weird I'm just... Drawn by this piece of work...!" He's was getting too excited but he doesn't care right now.
"Who made this for you Alexander??? They did a marvelous job...." He looked at his normal hand and began to compare it side by side, not realizing that he reached out for his other hand to do so. "You are a very mysterious man to me.... I wonder what other things you have along your body...."