5! (It's 5, But Excited)

Hello. Paul. 20ish Canadian. Talk to me. I like being talked to. It's nice. This blog is dedicated to all the random things I like.

[lady-starkiller]

going wild on a saturday night

*glass of bourbon*

*wikipedia page for 'photon'*

[real-horse-facts]

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

[real-horse-facts]

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

[soclonely]

dolly parton isn’t in star wars

Dolly Parton is the living embodiment of the Force

[kosmogrl]

[rzmryn-deactivated20240214]

[wormpdf]

[gay-irl]

[louisegluckpdf]

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

[louisegluckpdf]

you guys won't fucking believe this

[yotzuyu]

[voxvenati]

[solarsyrup]

always some kind of fucking temperature

[thebrutalballadoffangusklot]

the reason people consistently, even to these days, forget that the muppets are you know, puppets are cause the puppeteers lean in as far as they can to act as if they ARE the puppet. i’d compare it to suit/method acting but not using it as a excuse to be a creep. 

Like when bill barretta is performing rowlf the dog he is a slightly sour pianist canine who likes to be a sarcastic twat sometimes it goes like that for all of them

their also real ya know

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Soup is for cups people vs. soup is for bowls people: FIGHT

[guildedchaos]

How about soup is for plate?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I was trying to sow chaos but I see now that I was filled with hubris. I have delved too greedily and too deep.

This is your post now. I apologise, I didn’t mean to intrude.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone on this website is completely unhinged

[angelicguy]

finding this in a dying soldiers wallet

[leviathan-the-boy]

imagine killing a dude, opening his wallet and knowing you will never be safe again

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[calamitycons]

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

[mtfoss]

Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?

[sapropel]

It would be tricky but I it could be tbe done

[mtfoss]

Working tirelessly in the lab to figure it out

[brucebocchi]