she's the giggle at a funeral

"every sunday's getting more bleak, fresh poison each week" indie spn blog | oc | mun & muse 18+

[inquietumvenator]

starters, anyone?

[thcrnypain]

"Are you burning a body?”

meme & accepting

              “Unlike some amateurs who call themselves                 SERIAL KILLERS out there, I clean up my                 messes. Is it really that SURPRISING to you?”

[inquietumvenator]

                       “Well, demons are notorious for leaving a path of                   complete and utter CHAOS behind them, so yes, it is that                   surprising to me. I didn’t realise any of them actually had                   any COMMON SENSE. It’s kind of worrying.”

[causaliities]

“Hey I’ve saved a lot of people, doesn’t that warrant any credit?”

[inquietumvenator]

“Oh, it warrants a good bit of credit, I’ll give you that. But watching you pick your own nose like a kindergartner definitely lost you those brownie points, Winchester.”

[inaxflash-deactivated20160806]

‘’Famous last words.’’

[inquietumvenator]

“Yeah, yeah, and you’ll be there to say ‘I told you so’. Now, bring me to the booze before I start sobering up.”

[inquietumvenator]

“I’m sick and tired of being covered in & stinking of blood, sulphur or bodily fluids. Is it too late to change careers and become a stripper?”

[inquietumvenator]

“Good one. I’ll be sure to let my future therapist know.”

[inquietumvenator]

“...Why the hell are you using a lady gun?”

[inquietumvenator]

“You’re a lot stupider than you look. Take that whatever way you want to.”

[regxs-archive]

L O N G  L I V E  T H E  B R O K E N  B O Y  K I N G !

[inquietumvenator]

“Okay, let’s just get this out in the open — I think you’re hot.”

[inaxflash-deactivated20160806]

‘’You should probably see a doctor about that. Too much alcohol might be a bit bad for your health…’’

[inquietumvenator]

“Doctors are expensive. Alcoholism is cheaper.”

[inquietumvenator]

nerdysarcasm:

I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad

[inquietumvenator]

✆ -m.w.

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

( text ) the only thing I remember from that bar last night was that some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

( text ) that happened, right? that wasn’t a dream?

[mae-rps]

Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts

((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))

“Is that blood?!”

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“ 

“You busted my lip!”

“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”

“They deserved it.”

“Dont you dare hit me!“ 

“I liked killing them.”

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!" 

"Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”

“Kill them! Go on!" 

"Who gave you that black eye?!”

“They died happy at least." 

"Do you want me to hit you?!" 

"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again." 

"I’ll kill you, I swear!" 

"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”

“I’ll kill every last one of them." 

"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”

“I’ll fight beside you." 

"Are you burning a body?”

“I was protecting you!”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”

“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”

“It was an accident!”

“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”

“Burn the body and lets go.”

“I’m glad they’re dead!”

“They’re not going to make it.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I had to do it.”

“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”

“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”

“I am sick of cleaning up your mess!”

[bana-bhuidse]

OPEN||

“Can’t get rid of me that easily.”

[inquietumvenator]

“Ah, so you aren’t dead. I’m actually kind of impressed, considering from what I heard, you looked like an owl once Lucifer was done with you.”

[inaxflash-deactivated20160806]

‘’I can hold my liquor quite well, actually. If anyone has to prepare their liver, it’s you.’’

[inquietumvenator]

“Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me — I’m sure there’s plenty I don’t know about you.. yet.”

“—but as for my liver, it’s long dead. Whiskey and water both taste the same at this point. Probably not something to brag about...”

[inquietumvenator]

starter call, guys & gals also for anyone that wants to plot, feel free to send me a message!