The Librarians sentence meme
"I don't believe in fate."
"She will die for you. No matter how much you don't want her to. Never forget that."
"I choose to save the world."
"If I met myself, would I explode?"
"Nope! No, no, no, no, no, no!"
"Mosquito tone. It's a high pitched sound that only young people can hear. No offense."
"You stayed to run the family company. That's a good reason."
"Okay, I see enough psychedelic visions on my own. So, no thank you."
"Says the guy with the teleporting door."
"You're planning on selling out the human race, aren't you?"
"This is exactly the point in the movie where the guy in the audience says, 'get the hell out!'"
"You're very weird librarians."
"It's a very weird library."
"This is me ignoring you. Get used to it."
"Librarians. We're the Librarians."
"Do not fear the villain. Fear the hero."
"And trust me, if you don't learn how to win the war instead of just fighting the battles, none of us will survive."
"Someone turned a magic spell into an app."
"Reality. It's the shared narrative we agree to believe."
"That is more than I ever wanted to see of any elected official."
"Okay. So we have to get a sample and a picture... and not die."
"Do not antagonize the local law enforcement."
"Little criticism. Since I've been back, the librarians seem kind of evil."
"It's smarter to be lucky than lucky to be smart."
"Do you have any idea what's down there?"
"Nope. That's the best part."
"A giant winged fire-breathing dragon is coming here?!"
"Somebody jacked Santa's ride."
"Architecture is just art we live in. Why doesn't anybody get that?"
"Christmas is cancelled."
"Well maybe the term you're looking for, is 'partners.'"
"So, annoying or cryptic. Those are your two speeds, huh?"
"Good luck finding 14 virgins these days."
"We found something weird too."
"I found a room full of really old art."
"We found a room full of human skulls!"
"What do you mean, human skulls?"
"How many ways can I mean human skulls?!"
"Okay, new rule. How about we not refer to the tumor that will one day kill me as a 'brain-grape.'"
"I'm here to do science and math; and sometimes, hallucinate."
"I'm offering you a life of mystery, of misery, of loneliness, and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you the opportunity to make a difference and to save the world every week. Twice before Friday. Are you in?"
"Oh, impossible - pipsyposh, pipsyposh! People keep saying that as though we don't eat the impossible for breakfast every day."
"I was really expecting a better secret door."
"I'm gonna be dead tomorrow."
"So, how would they want you to spend your last day?"
"They'd want me to save the world one last time."
"Your brain is a weapon, and a tool, and a library all wrapped in one."
"Vampires are real. But Dracula is not. Because I killed him."
"There ain't nothin' amateur about my bar fighting, sweetheart."
"When I do math, I smell things. Mostly breakfast."
"You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?"
"We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really."
"How did you know all that?"
