I am hyperfixating

[lazybakerart]

bill fraser and paddy mayne are the divorced couple who never even got married sharing custody of withers

[badamore]

paddy offering to talk to withers for bill in s2e1 was a declaration of love

[lazybakerart]

it’d be a team building exercise when the crew finds out bill fraser is a virgin, they’d band together to get their beloved resident weirdo laid in increasingly terrible and incredulous ways while bill slowly counts to ten to pull the pin off a grenade for himself and all the while paddy is scouting for a good abandoned spot to give bill a proper roll in the hay.

[beholdyou]

[badamore]

stuart campbell is really giving it all the homoeroticism he's got GO WHITE BOY GO

[lazybakerart]

did you know real life eoin wrote romantic short stories about plucky heroines falling in love with handsome charming adventuring men and one of those love interests was called.... mayne :)

[lazybakerart]

paddy mayne: roughs up and shoots at a priest like twenty times

bill fraser two seconds later:

[lazybakerart]

bill fraser disassociating after surviving the night while staring at a giant jesus on the cross listening to paddy ring the town bell for hours: like the lonely fucking hunchback he is inside his soul.

me living for this tired tired ten-mile-legged man:

[lazybakerart]

how is paddy mayne not the most popular character on tumblr??? he’s gay he’s short he’s hot he’s irish he’s a poet he’s the saddest man alive he’s the angriest man alive he hates authority he hates rich people he hates nazis he loves killing nazis he talks dog he is a dog he’s perpetually covered in sweat and grime he constantly picks fights with bigger men that want to either fuck him or strangle him.

look at him!!!!

[lazybakerart]

stuart campbell’s ability to play the spectrum of gay boys with ruben pallister and bill fraser

[silkcunt]

[insanebestie]

Please give me Paddy and Withers in Season 3, I beg

[lazybakerart]

ankle-biter power-bottom paddy mayne rampaging through africa and europe to kill nazis carrying unbridled grief for his dead husband that translates into extreme outbursts of rage and violence while surrounded by tops that would pound his ass into the ground while he quotes poetry at them - i see you. i hear you. i accept you. i love you.

[insanebestie]

Paddy Mayne, what kind of deal did you make with God to successfully pull men this gorgeous

[insanebestie]

This specific image of Donal Finn...Paddy Mayne is gnawing the bars of his cage as we speak

[liesandspookyfairytales]

SAS text posts

Aka boredom strikes again (even though I have a week to write 10.000 words, wish me luck 👍🏻)

My masterlist for more weird sas content

[keirametzbrassknuckles]

Babygirl you are insane (affectionate)

[torakowalski]

Paddy like, fine, fine, I'll be stealing this one then. And then he does.

[bachaboska]

SAS Rogue Heroes text posts #5