you & i could write a rad bromance

aiden | 28 | scotland

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[badamore]

bill stirling telling paddy mayne he doesn't trust him to not do war crimes funniest moment of the season fr. bill stirling i miss you

[badamore]

if paddy mayne not in love with bill fraser why he give bill a bottle AND a gun? answer me this

[badamore]

stuart campbell is really giving it all the homoeroticism he's got GO WHITE BOY GO

[badamore]

paddy offering to talk to withers for bill in s2e1 was a declaration of love

[nasnyys]

mfw i haven’t seen my brother in ostensibly THREE DAYS. jesus christ

[badamore]

and odysseus wasn't even wily

[collegeboysam]

louis, telepathically : what's the latest update on our fascinating boy armand, watching daniel slobbering all over as he tries to deep throat him in between whimpers after doing cocaine mixed with blood off of armand's asscrack: uhhhhh he missed his daughter's recital and got fired from his job. nothing else to report

[swagophile]

jf i was vladimir nabokov and i was writing lolita i would make her an adult becaude then it would t be dark problematic media and instead a sweet romabce between two adults (woke and pure)

[little-gore]

Do you ever feel like

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[silkcunt]

can't get enough of this guy

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Kieran Culkin

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[spell-fox]

For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.

Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.

So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.

[the-great-kraken]

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

I went back home before I came here. I found my dressing gown on the floor in my office. It smelled of someone else. I couldn't place it. - Ruben Pallister, Half Man

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french