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Cosmic Funnies
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noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
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anything a man can do a butch can do better
In the time I've been here, I said I wouldn't…I don't know, do feelings. You freaked me out. I don't want to like anyone. So you've been just…totally fucking inconvenient.
BLACK MIRROR: SAN JUNIPERO (2016) dir. Owen Harris
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
have you ever seen a cow in real life
i see cows every day
i see cows very often
i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual
i have only seen cows a few times
i have seen cows once
i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals
i have never seen a cow
if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!
I don't think he is done yet Amata-
My favourite part of Deadloch is every time Abby’s on screen
F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) 5X09 « The One with Ross' Sandwich »
you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso
"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".
The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.
will you ever forgive me
jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry
you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider
pink in the night
me when I reblog a post specifically for my mutuals
Everyone in the reblogs
and you know what? sometimes the glee version IS better than the original.
Reblog to cast heal on prev
i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing
Ohhh my girls. How you’ve touched our hearts. Darling, you are missed. ❤️