BTS Incorrect Scenarios

[insaneseok]

Jeongguk: Hyung, is four a lot?

Namjoon: It depends on context. Four in money? Not very much. Four in murders? Now that’s a lo—

Yoongi: Four murders isn’t a lot. *gets hit in the head with a folded newspaper by a passing Hoseok*

[insaneseok]

Bang PD: Okay, I need you all back here at the same time as not to be late. Synchronise your watches.

Hoseok: I don’t know how to do that.

Taehyung: I don’t wear a watch.

Namjoon: Time is a construct.

Bang PD: Nevermind.

[insaneseok]

Seokjin: You guys are being ridiculous. Namjoon doesn’t have a crush on me.

Hoseok: Yes he does.

Taehyung: Yes he does.

Jimin: Yes he does.

Jeongguk: Yes he does.

Yoongi: Yes he does.

Namjoon: Yes I do.

[insaneseok]

NamJin Texting

Namjoon: Talk dirty to me.

Seokjin: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking washing machine like I’ve asked you to over TEN THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES.

[insaneseok]

Jimin: I remember one time when we dropped Jeongguk off at school, he got out of the car and started walking with his eyes closed.

Namjoon: Really? Why?

Jimin: He said he was taking a nap while walking to class.

[insaneseok]

Taehyung: *hugs Jimin from behind*

Taehyung: *pushes Jimin’s hair out of his face softly*

Taehyung: *whispers in Jimin’s ear* Eat my ice cream again and we’re fucking done.

[insaneseok]

Yoonseok’s Attempt At Pick-Up Lines (Part Thirty-One)

Yoongi: *kicks open Hoseok’s front door* JUNG HOSEOK!

Hoseok: *on the couch* *falls off* WHAT?!

Yoongi: I need you to do me a favour.

Hoseok: Sure, what is it?

Yoongi: Add me to your to-do list.

Hoseok: . . .

Hoseok: What—

Yoongi: ADD ME TO YOUR TO-DO LIST.

Hoseok: OKAY—

*a few days later*

Jeongguk: Hey, what’s this list you have here?

Hoseok: Oh, that’s my to-do list.

Jeongguk: Oh, really? *reads it*

Jeongguk: *snorts water through nose* HYUNG, WHY?!

Hoseok: I DON’T KNOW, HE TOLD ME TO—

[insaneseok]

JiKook Would Go Down Like This:

JiKook: *arguing*

Jimin: Fine, just take what’s yours and leave!

Jeongguk: I will do EXACTLY that!

Jeongguk: *throws Jimin over his shoulder and walks out the door*

[insaneseok]

VMin Resting In Bed (Part Three)

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Jimin: What are you thinking abou—

Taehyung: I wonder if I’ve bought milk from the same cow twice.

Jimin:

Jimin: *slowly sits up and stares into the distance*

[insaneseok]

Hoseok and Jeongguk As Ryan and Shane [The Ghost Town At Vulture Mine]

Jeongguk: You really outdid yourself this season.

Hoseok: Yeah, I just kinda looked into places that would make me want to die and I think this checks that box.

[insaneseok]

Yoonseok’s Attempt At Pick-Up Lines (Part Thirty)

Hoseok: I need you to let me hold your hand whenever I feel scared.

Yoongi: Okay.

Hoseok: *holds Yoongi’s hand*

Yoongi: *looking around, confused* Wait, what are you scared of?

Hoseok: I’m scared that if I let go of your hand, you’ll disappear.

Yoongi: *forgets how to breathe*

[insaneseok]

The fact that Bangtan are setting an example for TXT is very concerning.

[insaneseok]

Yeonjun: Hello, Jungkook-hyung! My name is—

Jeongguk: Uhm, e-excuse me for one moment.

Jeongguk: *walks to another room* *closes door*

Jeongguk: *voice muffled* HYUNG?!

[insaneseok]

Hoseok and Jeongguk Searching For Demons/As Ryan and Shane (Part Three)

Jeongguk: You think we’ll have fun in there?

Hoseok: No.

Jeongguk: I think we’ll have fun.

Hoseok: Well, you think we’re gonna have fun everywhere.

Hoseok: You can go into a building that’s on fire and you’ll be like "This is a blast".

[insaneseok]

Hoseok and Jeongguk Searching For Demons/As Ryan and Shane (Part Two)

*after their trip*

Jeongguk: Father Thomas would be so proud of us.

Hoseok: I don’t think he would, to be honest.

Jeongguk: Why?

Hoseok: Because you directly disobeyed everything he said—you laid on the floor on the pentagram with your belly bared for the demon to smack.

Jeongguk: *laughing*

[insaneseok]

Hoseok and Jeongguk Searching For Demons/As Ryan and Shane (Part One)

Jeongguk: Demahn?

Hoseok: Stop calling it that.

Jeongguk: DEMAHN.

Hoseok: Stop it—STOP TALKING TO IT!

Jeongguk: No, I just want to talk to the demons!

Jeongguk, talking to the demons: We met a pal named Father Thomas. . . and he told us not to talk to you, but I think you guys are swell.

[insaneseok]

Seokjin: How much have you had to drink?

Namjoon, trying to block out a hyperactive Bangtan in the background: Not enough, if I were to give my opinion.