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@insectoide-blog
ive finally started working on Some drafts and hopefully will be able to fart them out soon
my attention has been everywhere so :-( and i’m still setting up my ryo asuka blog @angelbirthed and trying to finish pages there and get back into the swing of writing him...
@insectoide. @emergencyxexit
get to know me.
tagged by: @korollvov ! :*
RULES: Answer 28 questions and tag at least 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.
Name: zacharie
Nicknames: zach, zacherry, dumbass
Gender: A Dude(tm)
Star sign: aries
Height: 5′6″
Time: 6:29PM
Birthday: march 28th, 1997
Favorite bands: gorillaz, SIAMÉS, coldplay, blur, panic! at the disco, portugal. the man, AJJ, fleet foxes, miike snow
Favourite Solo Artists: madeon, imogen heap, brika, troye sivan, kimbra, alice francis
Song stuck in my head: THIS GODDAMN SONG
Last movie I watched: i rewatched the force awakens a lil while ago...
When did I create my blog: december 8th, 2017
Last thing I googled: youtube
Do I have any other blogs: yes... my main blog @yuuriofficial and my ryo asuka rp blog at @angelbirthed.
Do I get asks: yes.....
Why I chose my url: idk i was out of ideas and also guz is a bug type trainer and insectoid is a cool word thanks for coming to my ted talk
Following: 160
Followers: 190
Average hours of sleep: 4 - 9 hours
Lucky number: damn if i kno
Instruments: i dont know shit!!!
What am I wearing: tloz sweatpants and ... a deadpool t-shirt
Dream job: i dont like to think about it
Dream trip: italy...
Favourite foods: hot wings and spaghetti JGFDFGDF
Nationality: american...
Favorite song right now: something to believe in by young the giant.
tagging: everyone,
indie ash ketchum. est. 2013. headcanon heavy. nsfw/18+
———— a self-perpetuating nightmare by shan.
"You ever notice how like everybody in Po Town wanna jump your bones?"
“All they gotta do is ask.” He’s joking. Or is he?
What’s your fatal flaw?
Brutal honestly.
You’re blunt. You’re outspoken. Frankly, you’re kind of a jerk. But you get away with it because you’re usually right and also because you’re indispensable to the major plot. But honestly? It’s going to come back to haunt you. One of these days, you’re going to be TOO honest. You’re going to refuse to lie at a critical juncture, upholding your honorable caustic truthfulness, and you’re going to pay the ultimate price for it.
tagged by: @denjyumokuu! tagging: @korollvov / @devilformed, @thiirdboy, @milquetoastboy and YOU!!!
shiftxdxquilibrium:
A drunk woman’s words are an honest woman’s thoughts with @insectoide
“Yeah! Yeah! Totally got it.” She stumbles, sitting down close by. “I mean, can’t be much harder than chem class.” Henrietta’s cheeks are nearing the same color of her hair. “Or like…college in general. Why is college so fucking hard anyways?”
“Couldn’t tell ya! I didn’t even finish high school.” He stands, unsteady on his feet, and manages to make his way across the room to the shelves against the wall and fish out another shot glass. Guzma laughs, lets out an ugly snort when he plops back down to pour her a shot. Looks like the only part of him that’s steady right now is his hand. Conveniently.
The glass is passed to her and he pours himself another. Maybe he should stop soon if he doesn’t want alcohol poisoning or something. But he’s a big guy, he can hold his alcohol and it’ll take more than this to really take him down. “But, ‘ey, maybe it will be easier than-- eheh-- easier than college.”
sun emoji
gruntlark:
@insectoide ; call!
“ do we really have to do this? seems kinda stupid. ”
“If you got any better ideas, I’m all ears.”
hikaup:
“ Seriously? This is ridiculous, I’m uncomfortable in what I’ve got on when it’s this hot. “ She looked down to the poketch on her wrist, switching to the weather application— “ It’s 20 degrees! Er, well—wait, “ she clicked the screen of the device again, “ Or 68, I guess you all probably use the same systems as Unovans, right? Well… “
Hikari cut her temperature discussion short for a second, noting the strange behavior of the pokemon near the tall, bizarre man. It was late in the afternoon, nearly evening—but she was fairly sure this species was still nocturnal. And usually native to johto, at that. What were they doing here? And doing out? What were they… doing?? The milkshake shifted in her hands, and she lowered it to her side as she observed the pokemon… wrestling? Playing? What was the big one doing with all the littles?
“ Mmm… well, yeah, I’m not from here. I’m kinda… from all over? “ But, mostly cooler places. Hikari had never enjoyed her stay in more tropical latitudes, especially not when they were humid—at least this chain of islands wasn’t swampy. “ Sinnoh, originally. That’s where I grew up. From there, I’ve been all over. That may be why… whatever it is your pokemon is doing seems… kinda odd to me? “
Unceremoniously, she shoved the milkshake into the hands of the tall man as she walked past him towards his pokemon. Then, she honed in on the peculiar behaviors of the spiders. “ What’s going on with them? Are all these little ones wild? They are, aren’t they… and why are they out before sundown? “ She stopped to look over ( and up ) at the man for a split second, then back to the green arachnid, asking even more questions. “ Isn’t this a species native to Johto? They normally only come out after dark, from what I saw there. Are they an invasive species here in Alola, or is there a separate native population? “
Okay, jeez, she’s talking way too much ( and way too fast ) as if she really thinks he has the time or even cares enough. But it doesn’t look like she cares if he cares or not, because she keeps going, and suddenly there’s a half-empty milkshake being shoved into his hand and she’s strolling past him for a better look at where his Ariados is letting the Spinarak crawl and wrestle all over it, chirping at the babies with antennae wriggling.
“Uh.” Guzma scratches his cheek. “A lotta folks immigrated from Johto long time ago. Might’a got brought over from there.”
Guzma follows her gaze back to the Pokémon, his brows furrowing deeper and creases forming in his forehead. The babies are acting weird, no doubt about it. He knows all about Bug-types, and he raised his own Ariados from a Spinarak many years ago. Their behavior looks like...
“... Their mama is probably gone. Might only be up ‘cus they’re hungry.” By gone he means-- well, it should be obvious, but it goes unspoken between them. “Dunno, Ariados heard ‘em 'n’ wanted to check. I guess.”
If they’re orphaned, then... Guzma’s tough on the surface, sure, but he’s not heartless and he’s not about to let them fend for themselves when they’re still so tiny and helpless. There’s a Pokémon Center not too far from here, he’s just gotta safely get them there. Eyes flicker to her briefly, then back to the Pokémon. He sighs.
“I should get ‘em somewhere safe.”
teamskull4koma:
to be fair, nobody was using that thing for its intended purpose anyway
( canon to @ask-guzma, @insectoide, @guzboi verses tbh. )
anyway follow my ryo blog @angelbirthed while i work on his pages and also make a dual promo for me and asra there!!! i;ll even make a pokemon verse…pleas
a reminder and also follow asra's akira @devilformed !
"Aww, come on, Po-Po." She ruffles his hair. (This girl gonna die.)
She is so lucky he just doesn’t bite her hand off right then and there and just gives her a dirty look. A betrayed look. He’s definitely not pouting, he’s a grownass man.
“You're the worst.”
She’ll live. For now. If she doesn’t push her luck.
“... Po... Po?” He is so tired. “Ha... Po Town.”
