jack !!

"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

[insert-awesome-name-here]

i am in an undescribable amount of pain.

[insert-awesome-name-here]

so what do you think about the actual women using and buying the skins? What do you think about the men swimsuit skins?

For me, it's not really about who uses the skin but rather who the characters are mean to "appeal" to. It's the fact that the characters were so clearly designed in a way to be appealing to the male gaze & sexualized rather than show actual representation for that body type or any other, more realistic types.

As for the men's swimsuit skins- if they were meant to be sexualized or appeal to a certain audience, they would have been shown in the ads. The sexualization of the women is a marketing technique to drawn in the male audience that they are 'meant for', which is why they are what is shown on every single ad rather than the guys in the swimsuits.

[coathanger-for-pasta]

"Do you wanna pick a song?" Ummm my favorite song rn is "shiny" from Moana do NOT put me on the aux

[insert-awesome-name-here]

NO BECAUSE WDYM THIS FICTIONAL CRAB SANG A SONG THAT WAS SUCH A BANGER THAT I HAVE LOVED IT SINCE I WAS 5-

[insert-awesome-name-here]

tweaking because wdym I got 5 stitches today

[insert-awesome-name-here]

just got this ad

it pisses me off SO BAD to see some shit like this in *2026*.

why the fuck are we still objectifying and sexualizing women like this?? we're more than our chest, no SHIT, so why are women being drawn in the same copy paste "tiny waist, massive boobs" body type as if that's realistic in any way?

just say this is meant to be goon material for stupid teenage boys & grown ass men, because that's sure what it looks like.

fanservice is still prevalent in so much today & this ad really reminded me of that.

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[ghostoflachlan]

Tag yourself

[insert-awesome-name-here]

my face when I see/hear my gf mention me anywhere for any reason:

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[your-least-favorite-poet]

i feel the need to curl up and rest my head on someones lap and just listen to them talk

i dont give a single fuck if this is platonic or romantic i just need it

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[dessadoesstuff]

whenever I follow a really cool looking blog with the intent of wanting to be mutuals with them I worry I'll seem like a small child asking for attention from an adult they look up to and theyre gonna be like "WHO the fuck is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 s😭😭😭😭son I'm crine😭😭😭😭" and then they kill me

[homophobla]

I was 8 or 9 years old when FNAF 4 came out. I told my friend about it after seeing the trailer (the game itself was already out by this point but I did not know this) and he refused to believe me. He insisted that there were only 3 FNAF games and that he would've heard about a 4th. Of course he is a MAGA person nowadays. He wears the hat while walking around and everything. But it's a camouflage version.

[homophobla]

no. No. This happened to ME. Not you. It can't have happened to both of us

[insert-awesome-name-here]

no way homophobia's like 19 bro 😭🙏

[whyamihereat4am]

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

[insert-awesome-name-here]

she means so much to me 🙏

[insert-awesome-name-here]

should a malnourished 15 year old with a bullet wound be able to survive a 25 foot fall into the ice cold ocean?

nope! but she will anyway, because im the writer and I say nuh uh 🤗

[coathanger-for-pasta]

LLLIBERTY DUMPLING ‼️‼️‼️

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[insert-awesome-name-here]

OMG YOU WERE TELLING ME ABT THIS 😭😭😭😭

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight