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The movie would’ve been way shorter if Zoey was allowed to summon a gun

at its core kpdh is really just the horrifying true story of what happens when a woman born to be The Cool Aunt is thrust into motherhood

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watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

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your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

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If you hard. Then you hard.

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Owning a weighted blanket is all fun & games til it's time to make your bed

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Whirling and juggling my weighted blanket high into the air like an Italian chef throwing pizza dough

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

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Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

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Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

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Girl: *calls for aid*

Every single dad packed into the car:

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This is possibly my favorite response to this post

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This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys

Your husband and all his coworkers:

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lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…

SOB

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we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

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this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

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selection of iOS banned tags @bannedtags

placethemoonatmyeyes

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!