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sixpenceee

Shark about to enter a school.

andrew-jackedson

It’s crazy that weapons like this can still enter our schools

clippy

today’s date is

savior-of-memories

How long have you been wait to post this?

strongprincipal

OOOO MYYY GOOOD

frogonapumpkin

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

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dailycharacteroptionpersonal

Truth

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I like this version better, it’s more realistic

memewhore

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a-gay-catgirl

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

brokebackboys

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cursed image

nfji8ikjnwji3-blog

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

quatara-moved

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

wormverse

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

blindstargazer

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

wormverse

gluetun

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

windows-98

boysbooksandbandsohmy

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

sandsvendor100

Eat Fruit Or Die Trying

queen-ofxthe-clouds

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

fish-food-s

holy fucking shit

g-stringofsuburbia

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

imguiltyofthis

this is the definition of college.

comic-canary

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

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this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”