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sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202

ok I know every gay is "yearning" right now but I think you guys might just be horny

time-travel-toke-up

*stares in touch starved ace* i just wanna cuddle babe and hold they pupper and tell him he's a dork ass bitch.

sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202

ok well I'm a dyke talking about being railed

gaypunjabi

franzkafkagf

malandi

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there's a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people's lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

jantebellum-deactivated20220702

Hermione Granger would be so traumatised with the situation. I mean they had a serial killer coming into the school pretty much every single year and exams kept happening, and now for one virus they’d be closing...

cyruschatter

eljardineroguapo420

I fucking hate harry potter for forever ruining wizards. They used to be badass old men who traveled on boats and killed cool shit like dragons and made potions now they just fucking go to a shitty school and don’t learn math or postmodernism

great-old-one

The guy you’re talking about is called Albus Dumbledore, but he’s apparently not good enough for Tumblr because he made an ingenious plan to defeat the ultimate evil and succeeded.

bigstupiduglyogre

shut the fuck up

cheaphalloweencostume

having a normal one on twitter

versacethotty

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i see.

phantomthread2017

dream job: robert pattinson’s therapist …. i wanna see whats going on up there

we didn’t oppress people who want to fuck bill hader enough

catchymemes

werewolfofsector2814

A vibrator that makes me cum the second I insert it every time. That way I would cum as it came out. Then I would wish for 5,000 dollars in solid gold spheres small enough to not hurt but big enough to feel good coming out each slightly bigger than the one before and ending in whatever the biggest I can handle after extensive stretching is & then since I’ll be loose enough to do it an IPhone5S that is futureproof and can update to whatever iOS comes out even if nonmagical ones stop at say iOS 20 mine can go to 30 and beyond and always have internet access and have 100% battery life without a charger port and be 100% water proof and indestructible even if you set it on 🔥 or microwave it or run it through a washing machine or anything and no headphone jack because I would also shit out a pair of indestructible Bluetooth earbuds that can go as loud as I want but also be 100% private and noise canceling and can sync to any device even if it doesn’t have Bluetooth by me touching it and thinking it.

neo-soulless

dailyfrogs

today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away

love this guy!

tamagotchi

21stcenturytheythem

just my opinion but I think the heart emojis should just be one emoji with a color slider so I can have any color heart I want. I would like a lavender one please