Simp For The Shrimp

Bad vibes only

[snoopylovessoup]

[pmamtraveller]

Jean-Michel Folon: The Return of the Two Snails, 1979.

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[segamascott]

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

[youtuberconfessions]

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

[queer-assthetic]

im

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[arinewman7]

You Always Have Options II

Tianhao 田浩

Oil on canvas, 2026

[m-elloncollie]

sunbeam (2006)

[midnightcowb0ys]

Philip Oliver Hale “Fright” 2000- oil on linen

[paxamericana]

phil hale goes so hard. i always loved his illustrations from the drawing of the three

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[lycanthology]

wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it

[mint-swirl]

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

[merelymaple]

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

[mint-swirl]

that’s right

[thesuncantreachyouhere]

"do it scared" "do it bored" "do it tired" NO. i already do everything scared, bored, and tired. i want to do it NORMAL for ONCE

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[miamaimania]

David Axelbank ✵ Globe thistles by night flash

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did